Jeff Howe

Comedian/Improviser/Writer/Actor/Wrestler?
Performer with @XtremelySerious
Writer at @MagnetTheater (@RansomSketch)
Almost everything I saw here is a joke.

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

Still JeffUnscripted.

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

Once again I want to be clear that no Knicks fan likes Dolan. At all. Get outta here you bum.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I don't need your vote. I don't need to quote to you about what happened here, because if you're real Knick fans, you know it already" – Jim Dolan with a much less rousing speech

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

Hell yeah Eddie Kingston.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Eddie Kingston opened up for 9 minutes straight about his mental health struggles in hopes of helping someone else. Men's mental health matters.

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

Again, New York loves the Knicks. We hate Dolan.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Owner James Dolan says the Knicks are going to the White House: "We just received an invitation which we've accepted, still have to figure out the details…I've known the president 30 years and I'm very proud to bring the team to the White House"

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

If you're getting #RiotFest single day tickets, please considers using my TIXR code: https://t.co/c59Z03x4uJ

And be sure to share yours.

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

I don't think he's correct here.

[Variety @Variety]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" could've never been made in today’s cultural climate:

“I think that would be too hard to be as politically incorrect as the show was. And I do kind of miss that.” https://t.co/kPdCxd0oNf

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

I'm not going to do it...but I kind of want a Knicks title belt.

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

New York Knicks since Danhausen uncursed them:
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Incredible power.

(📸 via @DanhausenAD)

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

I cannot believe it.
I believe it.
I love it.
#Knicks

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@nyknicks CONGRATULATIONS FROM DANHAUSEN

FOREVER UNCURSED 🏀👹🦷🗽

@WWE

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

I don't normally complain about the refs, but man, these refs tonight. #Knicks

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

God bless the folks walking around in Kristaps Porzingis jerseys.

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

Now we get to play "Is this country trending because of the World Cup or because Trump attacked it?"

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

OG's putback is the new David Tyree helmet catch. #knicks

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

Protect ya neck, Wemby.

[New York Post @nypost]

Wu-Tang Clan will perform at Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals Game 4 halftime show https://t.co/SqrddAEaBI

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.

We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.

You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

@deesnider Dee, check these guys out. Angine De Poitrine. May maybe for you, but you'll appreciate their work.

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

If they end up losing this game.

[The Athletic NBA @TheAthleticNBA]

Fans will be prohibited from hosting watch parties outside Madison Square Garden or bringing bags into the venue during Game 3 of the NBA Finals, as MSG, the U.S. Secret Service and New York Police ramp up security measures with President Donald Trump planning to attend the game Monday night.

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

This man will not set foot in this city again after the embarassment of boos that will come.

[Stefan Bondy @SbondyNBA]

Post Exclusive: Donald Trump plans to attend Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

MSG performed security walkthroughs in preparation for his potential visit, per sources.

Mamdani is also expected to be there.

https://t.co/e6vaH5STwR

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

Give @DanhausenAD a live show, from the top of the Empire State building, and coutside seats. Right now.

[First Take @FirstTake]

.@DanhausenAD has a price to keep the Knicks uncursed 😭💰

[Jeff Howe @jeffunscripted]

If the Knicks win the championship this year, Danhausen might go down in history as a top-ten Knicks of all time, despite, you know, not being on the team or being a basketball player.