Comedian/Improviser/Writer/Actor/Wrestler?
Performer with @XtremelySerious
Writer at @MagnetTheater (@RansomSketch)
Almost everything I saw here is a joke.
"I don't need your vote. I don't need to quote to you about what happened here, because if you're real Knick fans, you know it already" – Jim Dolan with a much less rousing speech
Owner James Dolan says the Knicks are going to the White House: "We just received an invitation which we've accepted, still have to figure out the details…I've known the president 30 years and I'm very proud to bring the team to the White House"
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" could've never been made in today’s cultural climate:
“I think that would be too hard to be as politically incorrect as the show was. And I do kind of miss that.” https://t.co/kPdCxd0oNf
The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.
We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.
You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW
Fans will be prohibited from hosting watch parties outside Madison Square Garden or bringing bags into the venue during Game 3 of the NBA Finals, as MSG, the U.S. Secret Service and New York Police ramp up security measures with President Donald Trump planning to attend the game Monday night.
Post Exclusive: Donald Trump plans to attend Game 3 of the NBA Finals.
MSG performed security walkthroughs in preparation for his potential visit, per sources.
Mamdani is also expected to be there.
https://t.co/e6vaH5STwR
If the Knicks win the championship this year, Danhausen might go down in history as a top-ten Knicks of all time, despite, you know, not being on the team or being a basketball player.