Jeff W.

Pedestrian

[Jeff W. @jeffw330]

@michelledean Burgers and fries were great but my hometown’s Fudds also had a full arcade in the back. If you showed them a report card with an A grade they’d hand you some free tokens

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The CAPTCHAs are evolving

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@RichardKreitner tell me you saw the sharpiegate lady and her neighbors... i've been tuned into fox for the past few hours and it's been extremely eye opening to say the least

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@TheAtlantic @skornhaber @RichardKreitner

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When you hear the borders have closed but it’s only 2009

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@CNBCMakeIt Bottom line: This is a moral failure on the part of US policymakers. We talk about healthcare being a human right but why shouldn’t housing be one too?

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@felixsalmon it was a bit weird to hear you call grubhub evil on Slate Money one week then getting an ad for DoorDash th next week. Is there any control over the ad placement?

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@cwarzel Andrew Yang had this exact idea, that someone like Oprah or Hanks should play the POTUS on tv while the real one is busy working

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I saw a newspaper ad for a nude resort/spa in California. So then I looked at the google reviews.

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#spiritanimalsquad

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No one:

Me:

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Things my bus driver just announced: “ain’t been over this way for 21 years” ... “Tar-nadoes” ... “can whoop a hundred year old sequoia” ... “the wind is the Lord”

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Tale of two toppings

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Jimmer should be in the NBA... #lonelygod

[Herd of Gorillas @herdofgorillas]

Ya Herd #10: Frog https://t.co/LXL2c71GAd

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@41Strange @spamshield

[Jeff W. @jeffw330]

Goat milk is the GOAT milk