El Jefe

Alone At Last

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

My dating app strategy of commenting on a picture of a bride & bridesmaid and asking ‘which one is you?!’ is 0/100 I’m afraid

[The 4 Man Rush @4ourmanrush]

So a 76ers fan, hated the Knicks so much, that he put on a Rodman Spurs jersey just to engage in physical combat with Knicks fans.

This is legendary

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

They added the bonus tracks finally to Spotify for the 25th anniversary of TOYPAJ😭😭😭😭😭😭

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

You’re telling me I missed Philly Elmo at my local pride parade????? 😭😭😭

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

Tomorrow I am subpoenaed to testify in court for a shoplifting case, but last time that happened they wasted 3 hours of my time and I ended up just sitting there 🙃

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

For fucking WHAT lmao

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

thank you, @dmorey.

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

Game 4.
If I die in Philly, at least I will die free.
#flyers #ignitetheorange

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

Not enough bad things have happened to New York if you ask me

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

The Sixers continue to make fucking blunder after blunder and it’s incredibly frustrating to watch a team with 0 discipline in a must win situation

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

Legitimately I feel Sixers win this game if they kept Mccain this season

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

TAKE MY ANKLE INSTEAD GOD

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Philadelphia 76ers star Joel Embiid has been ruled out for Game 2 tonight against the New York Knicks due to ankle and hip injuries, sources tell ESPN.

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

The missed 3s by the Sixers are unfortunately gonna be the difference this game I feel

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

TYRESE MAXEY‼️

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

PLAY THE SONG

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

These fucking refs are GARBAGE the anti Philly bias has never been more egregious @NBA

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

The sheer 180 this Sixers team takes without Embiid on the floor is ridiculous

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

LETS FUCKING GO

[El Jefe @jeffwade]

The have this at Barcade in Philly and I dumped like $30 into it one night

[Dr Tom Tilley @DrTomTilley]

If you're ever getting sick of your job then stop and think about the poor arcade staff who have to keep reloading the Namco Quick & Crash cabinets with all those little ceramic cups.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

[Doctora La Jefa con la salsa @Mahogany_Mama]

Update: Philly beat FIFA 1-0.