jefwayne

Technologist/Musician/Father of two.

[goryblox @goryblox]

Attempting the creepy PSX edition in Hardcore tonight on stream. https://t.co/Rx7WgVVCzA 8:30 EST come watch me die comically.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@DrConcussion Ouch, I try to keep my face away from shorlines like that haha. That’s Florida disc golf in a nutshell, (I really like that disc/but gators..)

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Random thought: What’s this dad? Ah that was your grandad’s, he used to sit right here in this chair and smoke that Vape.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@DrConcussion Oh no, just like the old gypsy woman said.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@_hillary_robyn And not even a good one, like a costume designer on the wizard of OZ set and they were like, “yeah, no that looks ridiculous try again”

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Netflix could totes change the “continue watching” category to “stuff you didn’t like”

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@cushbomb Last 2 minutes of dialogue in that movie is 👌🏼

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Is this a parody account? A Trump campaign ad? Maybe it’s just the most out of touch tweet in the history of twitter...... Holy hell

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common? Listen to this preview of this week's podcast to find out — and then check out the full episode at https://t.co/t11Fa0CorE or wherever you get your podcasts.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Why isn’t Petula Clark’s version of “The windmills of your mind” on Apple Music‽ it’s hands down the best rendition of that song. Sad!

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Because even if he believed that, he sold his autonomy long ago.

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

Not enough to admit that employer based healthcare was a mistake though.

Americans have long wanted Medicare for All. And now they need Medicare for All more than ever.

Why won’t Biden step up?

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@CthuluMittens @pattonoswalt 👌🏼

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

The democrats and republicans have been running this good cop\bad cop routine so well and for so long, the majority of this country still honestly believe they have differing goals. The brands behind them have different logos, that’s about it.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@tpope It’s truly the mustache of musical instruments, there’s a time and a place for it. Time: 1980’s Place: VH1

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@GarbageApe They’re just getting us used to the idea with Cuomo, then SURPRISE! hillary clinton......

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Nope

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@BernForBernie20 @DinahBernista I’ll give Joe Biden this, his speech may not be smooth, but his brain certainly is.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Close you’re eyes and listen to this.

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

A star is born.
Bravo.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

Hand sanitizer has become that rare in game item that you hoard and never use because an NPC mentioned it’s rare.

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@BenjaminPDixon They’re just dragging him across the finish line, then there will be a swap. DNC: “you have not even seen my final form!”

[jefwayne @jeffwaynebyrd]

@Minturner11 @cameron_kasky Meanwhile Bernie’s text campaign has switched over to Covid donations and he’s already raised over 2 million dollars. Joe should stay wherever he is, who cares.