Jeff Weiner

I work, I parent, I husband, I coach, I eat, I drink bourbon, I travel, I bleed Maize and Blue.

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

You know what’s frustrating? When @paramountplus gives you the wrong instructions, confuses your accounts, and then does nothing for you.

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

Great job to mirror the broader U.S. society, @NFL , you know, with rules not applying to anything anymore.

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

@nfl clown show continues.

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@B1GDuckEnergyy Never gets old

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@NFLonFOX no one cares about commanders chargers. Bring the Lions back!

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

@nurijanian I only have 36 GB RAM on my M4 Max and I can barely make it through a sprint.

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

@jerseymikes FREE SUB

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If Tramell Tillman doesn't win every dang award, what are we even doing here?

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

@IowaChill In Keokuk? Nothing good.

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

Thoughts on Severance? #RealMadrid
1) It's BRILLIANT! All the other shows feel shit and stupid compared to Severance!
2) I'm REALLY enjoying it! The plot, the details, everything!
3) I'm not interested - I don't follow this show
4) I'm not interested - This show is stupid

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

Thoughts on iPhone 16e? 
1) It's GOATed, can't believe some idiots still use Android in 2025
2) Apple Intelligence, reasonable price, I'm excited
3) I'm personally not excited about any features
4) Look, dumb people excited about the same overpriced garbage again

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

@Vikings Nah bro that was a fumble.

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Is Aikman dating Shanahan? #Lionsvs49ers

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

Anyone else feel like politics are just tearing people apart lately? With the election coming up, everyone’s just throwing blame and ignoring each other. What’s the most frustrating thing about the other side and their candidate? #Recipe #Fashion #Pet

[localhuman @localhuman]

This month’s entry for Minneapolis Graffiti of the Month

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

It would be amazing if someone could get the commentators of the world box lacrosse coverage some actual microphones. #WorldBox2024

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@midwestern_ope @LiZaOutlives

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@julianrad Duck yes!

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

@RedditCFB They should move it around campus - each week in a different spot.

[Jeff Weiner @jeffweiner27]

Okay, Duece Bigalow.

[Variety @Variety]

Rob Schneider claims the Paris Olympics openly celebrated satan by including a tableau of The Last Supper featuring drag queens and more during the opening ceremony.

“I cannot watch an Olympics that disrespects Christianity and openly celebrates Satan. I sincerely hope these Olympics get the same amount of viewers as CSPAN.”

Read more here: https://t.co/SWfMRL85tA