Jeff🎟️

Your telling me. A shrimp. fried this rice?

[Jeff🎟️ @JeffWPerry]

People don’t listen to music everyday?

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

nobody can listen to music every single day

[The House that Kami Built @KamitronPTW]

I used to think semi-athletic 2004 ROH Punk was my favorite version of him but old gunnslinger trying to see if he's still got it against the young guys Punk might be creeping up there. He's got like 4 primes and we're in the middle of one right now

[Hoops @Hoopss]

I'll never forgive the Nuggets for doing this. Bro was unconscious while being lowered 🤣

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Just a couple of Detroiters in LA 👋

[monkey D dorky 👾 @OrevaLuffy_]

From "it's too long" to "it's not enough"

Happens every single time

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

He tweeted this the weekend Interstellar opened (his first major movie role)

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

I’m crying he’s knighting ppl

[lana al gaib @indiehamlet]

dream blunt rotation

[Brock Lesnar Guy @BrockLesnarGuy]

When you see the person you don’t like at the party so you dip out unannounced.

#WWERaw
#SmackDown

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pieces are in motion. the grand plan is taking shape. we will have the Benoit Blanc x Muppets Whodunnit before 2030

[Kyle Sherman @KyleSherman]

Extremely heavy daily cannabis users can get bad puking after years of nonstop use.

It’s called CHS. It’s very rare and goes away when you stop consuming or if you take a hot shower.

Alcohol sends 570,000 people to the ER every year for puking and nobody writes scary headlines.

Same fear game, different decade.

Now, pass the gummy.

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

Y’know what Johnson, Fuck reality. Just do it because it’s fun.

[ᴛᴀʜᴊ ♛ @simplyballup]

Duncan Robinson this season (15 GP)

41.8% 3P (46/110, 7.3 3PA)
62.7% TS (+4.5 rTS%)

[Kingi @trademarktaz]

This is the kind of content I’ve been missing on Twitter

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean?

Tigers don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.

You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

[CM Punk Stories @CMPunkStories]

Still here.
#SNME

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

My following list is kinda crazy, so I'm warning y'all if y'all suddenly get blocked.

If you're racist, transphobic and homophobic, your ass is out. I'm sorry. 😭

[X @XaviercMiller]

You don’t see neighborhoods like this anymore because most young parents don’t own homes. Less than 5% of mortgage holders are under 30 in major metros, and the average homeowner is over 50.

That’s why most neighborhoods or suburbs feel empty, they’re owned by older people whose kids are grown, while younger families are renting apartments & priced out of the communities.

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

THIS IS ALL ME, I BOOKED THIS SHIT

I BOOKED THIS SHIT!! #SmackDown