Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald.

Dad, Husband, Long-suffering NY Jets fan, Snowboarder, Carnitas Aficionado • Marketer, Writer, Creative Director, Producer

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taking a floating paint chip out of the Reflecting Pool is vandalism.

Smearing shit on the walls of the Capitol is patriotism.

Got it.

[Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites]

@DanClarkSports She’s basically a more sane Dennis Rodman.

[Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites]

@pk500 @MsMelChen Takes a while to get to the West Coast I guess!

[Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites]

@pk500 @MsMelChen PK - clearly you woke this am and choose violence. Been happily reading your hater-aide this am. Never change brother!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t hate America, I fucking hate Donald
Trump. There’s a huge difference

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The algae in the Reflecting Pool has agreed to stop growing in exchange for a $300 billion pallet of cash.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Iran-New Zealand was a tie
does this mean NZ has to give them 300 billion dollars

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If the Knicks can break the Trump curse in 48 hours, we can break it in November.

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

This is the best edit. No commentary. Just the sound of The Garden.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There’s more evidence of Trump being a child rapist than there is evidence of voter fraud.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Yeshua Follower🇮🇱✝️ @SolaSixMillion]

Jews are 0.2% of the population.

We’re not the reason your life sucks.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites]

West 32nd Street rejoices. As do I.

[Connor Hughes @Connor_J_Hughes]

BREAKING: The #Jets are signing K Younghoe Koo, sources tell @SNYtv.

Koo spent seven years with the #Falcons where he was a Pro Bowler in 2020. Last year kicked for both Atlanta and the #Giants.

He was 6 of 9 on FGs, 13 of 14 on PATs

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Rest easy, Rob Base 🕊💙🙏🏾

I'll forever love this flowchart

[Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites]

@DrCaseyBabb How is this real? I can't even. Kudos for the man in the tie for keeping his cool. But how are the cops allowing for this antagonistic hate speech? Seriously mindblowing.

[signüll @signulll]

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I hate it when I wake from a good dream to pee and can’t fall back asleep to the same dream storyline.

[Big Ten Baseball @B1Gbaseball]

“Great locker room guy, he’s a great guy behind the plate, he’s just a competitor… he’s a one-of-a-kind athlete.”

Being the first Orthodox Jew to play Division I @NCAABaseball has come with challenges for Elie Kligman, but his teammates and coaches have embraced and supported him every step of the way 💙

At The Plate x @umichbaseball