Jeff Morton

Hockey lover, Arsenal lover, Duck lover, USAF veteran, love to cook and travel, Tate's dad. Pronounced Seen your Swanky.

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@BrilynHollyhand Sorry, Chuck.

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@BrilynHollyhand Go get a soda at Chick E Cheese, you simp.

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@charliekirk11 You're still mostly a butthole.

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@RogerJStoneJr Roger, you're even more stupid than before, which is saying something. Anyone wanting to blow Nixon as sloppily as you should not be trusted. Gobble gobble.

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@DerrickEvans4WV 6.

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@NickAdamsinUSA I do need some toilet paper.

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@EricLDaugh This is why you love him, Eric. Don't drag me into your fever dream, hairless, naked fantasy.

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@HomanNews Lick my yams.

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@johnrackham82 Republicans are the party of faux alpha males and over altered skanks. Whatever, grow some hair on your yams before you spout nonsense, little child.

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@femalebodybuil6 You mean, do i think she's a skank?

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@ArmaLite15OU812 Wrong. All these guys fueled rational thinking, not fascism.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Except be rational.

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@EricLDaugh That means yes.

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@danewigington Geodumbass alert. Go buy more tinfoil.

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@JDunlap1974 Can you tell me how anyone in the legislature amassed their wealth?. I don't give a shit if they're D's or R's. Once you redirect your rage to all of them, you'll be able to live with yourself.

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@CoVet_81 J6 pardons?

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@oliverburdick It's not weak. Perverting his name for partisan purposes is what's weak. I admire your conviction.

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@EricLDaugh Make sure to get a wet wipe when you're done snapping your carrot.

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@its_The_Dr She is a hoax.

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@PoliticalStacy So, one is right and one is wrong? Get a rash on your genitals.