Jeffy Jerry

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Kuna illigal sight uitwa camel TV goat site ile

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If theres a zone you boys must avoid at all cost,in your endeavors of finding love,its that one we call the breadcrumbing zone. Hapa usipojichunga utateseka sana ndugu yangu. Its that place and time where you’re talking to a woman,you’re genuinely interested in her,but if you text her now,she will reply 8 hours later. Then you get very excited and reply 5 minutes later,which she then replies 6 hours later. These women are heartless i tell you

Na mwanamke hakuambii hakutaki, apana. She actually makes it look like shes interested in you,but she shows very little effort. Sasa wewe unabaki ukiwaza kuhusu iyo nugu siku mzima,kumbe ata hana mipango yako aki. Shes just enjoying your attention. Hapa ndio huwa unajipata umeanza kununua magift,ukidhani ataanza kukuongelesha msuri,alafu ukienda kumkiss anakwambia “Okay I think we’re going too fast”

Too fast ghasia na bill inasoma 6500 kenyattas? Weh! Mimi kuna mwingine niliambia i love you nikaona kweli anang’eng’ana kufungia kicheko. Karibu akule kidungi aki. Kama unajua uko kwa breadcrumbs sahii hebu toka. Sababu ile vumbi itakupiga, iko kitengela inafanya fueling. Senzi sana!

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Hydration breaks are officially over after today.

[Berneese @theberneese]

When bro scores me in Efootball and decides not to skip the celebration:

[Eric @amerix]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Many men are losers and haven't been raised well. They don't know how to handle rejection. When a woman rejects you, it should make you stronger. Stop being weak and forcing them to like you. Kuna more women than men in this life.

[Eric @amerix]

Live by a code:

• Loyalty.

• Strength.

• Honour.

• Discipline

If you stand for nothing, you fall for anything.

[Berneese @theberneese]

If Argentina wins If Argentina lose

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na wanaume niliwaambia kuna vitu yako haifai kuonekana na mwanamke,sababu akikosea aone,she will never look at you the same. There is a reason our grandparents and ancestors strictly used to have sex at night,sio ati walikua wajinga,apana, they knew. Mwanamke akiona mkundu yako nakwambia heshima hukatikia hapo,that is the most vulnerable body part for a man. Anaanza kuona ukiwa brukenge. Unamwambia kitu anakumbuka mkundu yako aliona,anajiuliza hii kumbavu inasema nini sasa,eh?

Ndio maana mimi hii ndoa yangu imekawia namna hii. Bibi yangu miaka hii tano nimekua nikiswaga yeye,west pokot yangu hajai ona. Isipokua ni ile siku moja akiwa na mimba aliniamsha saa nane usiku kuniambia anaskia kuninusa huko nyuma,na asiponinusa atakufa,hakuna siku ingine. Juu mimi kitendo huwa namaliza namna hii napiga gear ya reverse mpaka bafu. Navalia unyaso yangu huko. Natokelezea sasa kama john cena

Kama nyumba haina bafu,nikimaliza kutandika yeye namna hii,kabla agundue nimemaliza,nishaaruka chini ya kitanda. Namwambia niangalie kinyasa yangu apo kwa mablanketi. Na kama kitanda pia ni ndogo sigwesi ingia chini,naingia ceiling kama salamander. Namwambia susan nipatilie boxer yangu. Ndio nateremka. We must guard ourselves men

Bwana some of these things you will never learn in unifasti.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Most people are afraid that something great will never come into their lives, so they settle and accept mediocrity. Toka kwa hiyo comfort zone!!!

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

[- @AnfieldRd96]

Not having World Cup football during the day is an absolute joke. Having to wait until the evening is painful.

[scar @imfat]

Please get addicted to positive thinking

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I love people who naturally just have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

[Out Of Context Erling Haaland @ErlingNoContext]

Erling Haaland you legend 🤣

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY

[Tottenham Hotspur @1882_Tottenham]

Winning in Europe isn’t for everyone

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Spurs remain the ONLY TEAM in NORTH LONDON to have won a EUROPEAN CUP! 🏆🤍