the half-wits witless half

I shitpost I'm not good at it

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Send me nudes for good luck

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

@Digimon_up_en Either patamon or renamon! #DigimonUPComing0715

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

I'm picking either patamon or renamon! #DigimonUPComing0715

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Mosquitoes this year lick the OFF before biting you like the salt before a tequila shot

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Growing up, my grandma would get mad at us if we made fun of Walker Texas Ranger. She said we had to be nice to him because he was gonna be our grandpa one day. I'll be real upset if she's not shooting her shot after all that shit she talked

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Came to HEB to get the good chocolate milk and they didn't have it but they are playing songs from the digimon movie soundtrack so ig I won't crash out

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Same

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

RedZone commercials 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝟭 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘 in total ⏱️

#NFL

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

The vibe tonight is belting along to before he cheats in some random dive bar

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

I love that the Japanese fuck with bendy straws at bars so hard

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Hot pockets needa bring the crisper sleeve back. I'm not tryna eat my shit all flaccid

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Might have an extra ticket or two for PTV in Dallas June 13th if anyone is or knows someone who might be interested

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

3 more months of running myself ragged for two whole weeks of complete financial irresponsibility

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

It'll all be for something. It's all for something

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Some one to ride around with in one of these bad boys at the HEB when we're 80

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Its getting harder and harder to stay away from nanoblocks

[PREMIUM BANDAI USA @_PREMIUMBANDAI_]

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[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Burning my mouth with a fresh pot of fideo just to feel something this morning

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Some of y'all don't deserve a happy new year tbh

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

This morning I was so excited to do something for NYE and now I don't even want to get off my couch. Lame

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

Its always fucking something, man

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

My favorite thing about christmas is seeing all the rambunctious people being bad influences and turning their innocent little work get togethers into absolute ragers. Like, fuck yea Barbara we're doing shots, get in here

[the half-wits witless half @jeffymcbob]

"Keeping it together?"

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