jefhoudini

Call me jef Houdini, doing trick with a saw
For my next act, watch me cut these bitches off ✨

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SZA denounces AI music after discovering 238 of her songs were used to train artificial intelligence:

“If you’re a musician and you support this degenerate sh*t? You’re disgusting and there’s NOTHING YOU COULD EVER SAY TO ME TO MAKE THIS OKAY”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ by Olivia Rodrigo surpasses ‘ICEMAN’ by Drake to become the biggest debut by a solo act of 2026 on the Billboard 200 chart.

[Bunklr @forumbunklr]

Uma história de amor em 4 capítulos.

[alêzinho sem celular @exaustoegostoso]

28 minutos

[pitoreixco @pitoreixco]

a madonna pra mim eh tipo o lula vcs me entendem ?

[cinegrafista do hezbollah @cadu_fernandes0]

falando por mim, a minha vida melhorou muito em vários aspectos sob liderança do mamdani

[kau @grimespresa]

alerta extremo: misantropia4

[vantss 🦍 @vants_cruz]

@MalaguetaMiguel KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Luis Miguel O ÚNICO☭ @MalaguetaMiguel]

O pescoço dele é da grossura da cabeça inteira, ele parece o Tungtungtung Sahur de costas

[picolé de estrogênio @libra_emgel]

a metamorfose de público da cazé TV de hetero de esquerda para virginio labubu é fascinante pois mostra a ligação íntima e profunda desses 2 grupos escondida sob uma aparente ruptura

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Companies replacing junior roles with AI, only to complain about the lack of senior talent in 4-5 years, is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.

[Nanai 🍉 @16Quantumbaby08]

Na realidade ela vai escrever sobre depressão pós parto

[Pablo Peixoto @Pablo_Peixoto]

Ontem fui comprar queijo no mercado e falei pro cara: "quero 200g da Marba: A MARBARATA"

Ele caiu na gargalhada e saiu contando pra todo mundo.

Hoje voltei lá (pq minha casa é infestada de ratos comedores de queijo)

- 200 de queijo

outro cara: FULANO, MANDA 200 DA MARBARATA!

[🧃 @jigar_042]

there’s a very specific loneliness that comes from having so much to say and nobody you feel like saying it to

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Now 52% of young adults live with their parents, the highest rate ever, surpassing even the Great Depression. The most-educated and most in debt generation in history did everything they were supposed to and got this.

The system. Does. Not. Work

[fleur @fleurqts]

there are more rapists in the world cup than lgbt football players…

[Tata werneck @Tatawerneck]

Se a Pilar não fosse tão má , tão vilã raiz, não teria como Adriana sofrer tanto e se vingar . A Isabel tá brilhante ! Corajosa! #quemamacuida

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

According to psychology some people will never reach out and speak to you again because they don't have the maturity to cope with the fact that they did you wrong and you didn't deserve it. Since they lack accountability, they will create a made-up narrative about you so they don't feel bad about themselves

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This what happens when you elect people with a backbone