Jess Handscomb

Writing, struggling, reading, gardening, probs crying!!

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

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[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

This is the final nail in my coffin

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

I'm sorry, the old Liz Truss can't come to the phone right now.....because she's with @taylorswift13. #NightAtTheBaftas #twitteredition

[john @johnsemley3000]

modern day pie-cooling-on-a-windowsill

[The Independent @Independent]

Jeremy Corbyn played a version of 'Doom' that lets you 'kill Thatcher' https://t.co/tJpeQCFP6i

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

@lucybowlby @hq_thomson @NellFrizzell same! but he can never accept he has 0 facial recognition skills so we have to call in reinforcements (check IMDb)

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

@Neliferous @NellFrizzell we say ‘omg what a coincidence, I love you too!! funny that’ etc etc. So nice that so many of us do this

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

as a child we had v basic food & occasionally washed our hair in cold water before school (in winter, no heating) bc we hadn’t the means for a hot bath - there is absolutely nothing romantic about being cold/hungry. only someone who’s never experienced it would imagine it as such

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Like I say, we’re about to be bombarded with messages about the virtues of being poor, hungry, cold and sitting in the dark.

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

didn’t realise this is truly all I need in life

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Enough is enough. In the U.S. and across the world, working people are fighting back. They are sick and tired of seeing the rich get richer, while workers fall further and further behind. We stand in solidarity with our brothers and sisters in the UK.

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

@UberUKsupport Pls help the voucher you emailed me isn’t showing up when I book a trip - only when I book a trip in the US ?!

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

omfg

[Ben Travis @BenSTravis]

A vibe shift is coming in Leicester Square

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

I luv u Ian

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

“We need someone who is willing to speak the authentic truth - I could be your next Prime Minister.”

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If you’ve ever wondered just how misleading Fox News can be, watch what their viewers have been told about why Boris Johnson has resigned as Prime Minister:

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

another bloke pinching ideas off his mrs!! what a surprise!!

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Eileen Blair, from South Shields, UK, was believed to have had a large influence on her husband George Orwell's writing. 'Nineteen Eighty-Four's title and idea is thought to be based on one of her poems - 'End of the Century, 1984' #WomensArt

[Jess Handscomb @jehandscomb]

@KathyConWom Kathy, he was trafficked as a child and forced into unpaid labour. What on earth is wrong with you?

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

Two Tory Cabinet ministers down more to go #BorisMustGo

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

The existence of Lawrence Fox is another reason to be pro abortion.