Setsura el que no es gym bro

noob coleccionista de modelos armables, tecnologo en redes y esas cosas de conectividad que le gusta a las empresas, no doy clases los jueves pero no cobro caro

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

Todos ven lo negativo ahora con las competencias de "Farmeo de aura" pero al menos se les ve tocando pasto

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

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[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

@yullorando No lo borres, cargalo en una USB y escondelo con un amigo que confies, luego pide tu pantalla como rescate por el trabajo

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

@dojixsol Around 80K USD, Not really for me, but I would like to give mom a good house

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

Es bien chistoso tener celular y no poder contestarlo porque 999 de cada 1000 llamadas son spam, bots o estafas. Me llamaron de la EPS para darme una cita más cercana y casi me la pierdo por no haber respondido las dos primeras 😅.

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

Después de casi 5 años de casado, sigue el “¿y los hijos, pa’ cuándo?”.
Si no hay, es porque no se ha querido o no se ha podido.
Y no: yo no valoro a mi esposa por su útero, sino por mi amor por ella.

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

No se que hace Petro ahí pero esta bien gracioso alv

[Daniel Osinaga @dosinaga2]

Cine 🚬

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

@Jindo_1307979 81151, remove top and down matches from 0, place them forming an 1 before the 5, then read it upside down

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Dave Jones @eevblog]

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail.
You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models.
You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations.

Retweet so every is aware.

[La Casa del Rol es Rol en Casa @RolenCasa]

Una vez más, no nos aprobaron la propuesta para participar en @universoSOFA. Esto me llevó a reflexionar sobre esto y abro discusión sobre los eventos en general. Hablo de Colombia, pero podemos ampliar el tema.

https://t.co/IlNMrKF5eB

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

Ahora resulta que toca chuparle al ver** a los amos y señores del rol para tener un espacio en los eventos

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

Porque claro, incluir está bien, pero no si eso significa que otra persona podría brillar más que ellos. ¡Qué conveniente! Promueven oportunidades para todos, excepto para los que podrían sobresalir sin su permiso. Inclusión selectiva, le llaman. Muy inclusiva, pero con asterisco

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

Qué curioso cómo hay tanta gente ondeando la bandera de la inclusión... siempre y cuando no amenaces su protagonismo.

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

La gente que responde ‘yo’ cuando uno pregunta quién es… seguro se cayó tantas veces de la cuna que confundieron el sentido común con ruido blanco.

[akuseru.sama @AlphaRecdyt]

i had to draw that

[Polymaker @Polymaker_3D]

Time’s ticking makers ⏰~

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👉 Enter now: https://t.co/X3dP3Ic0K2

Repost for extra entry!

#3DPrinting #polymaker

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

Muchas gracias a @DHLCO por arruinar mi regalo de cumpleaños, de verdad me parece increíble que 2 veces hayan perdido el disco de vinilo de @linkinpark que pedí en Noviembre del año pasado, GM5453797981402895 GM5453797981686936 #pesimoservicio

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

@WolfCautive @dedsafio Ojalá dejen al Wolfi que es el más superviviente

[Setsura el que no es gym bro @jeibert00]

@WolfCautive @dedsafio WolfCautive el mas superviviente