ryu

20% nurse, 80% caffeine

[ryu @jeiiicho]

shuta di ko katulog until masure ko private pa rin albums ko grrrrrrr

[ryu @jeiiicho]

YAGA YAGA NING FB DI MAG BINOANG WHAT IF MAPUBLIC AKONG MGA PRIVATE ALBUMS TABANGGGGGGG

[may ꒱ andi ᢉ𐭩 maws spoilers @maydayss_]

phineas and ferb’s inventions before their mother see them:

[໊ @sonohoor]

sex is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims 😭

[aki @swagaf4gg0t]

kruk kruk ina merz

[Dilo con gatitoz @DiloConGatitoz]

Necesitoooooo

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

"I’ve never seen lips like that on a white child" is HILARIOUS

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

new IT guy is really small but he seems chill

[Moe @Mochievous]

interviewer: how do you handle pressure?

Me: imagine having to drive 1 hour to the airport in a foreign country when your international flight is in 45mins & you still had to drop off your rental car before the flight

Interviewer: I can’t even imagine

Me: I did it. Employ me

[mayra rae 💐 @buneeriee]

this is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

[Garco @garcoxgang]

She cooking them in the comments

[Dee Bee 🌱💤 @Cigarettes_R_Us]

"You live with your pare-"

YES PEOPLE ARE LIVING WITH THEIR PARENTS! WE CANT AFFORD A HOUSE IN THIS ECONOMY STFU!!

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🌙

[ryu @jeiiicho]

been feeling more and more distant lately with everything

[kesha 🇭🇹 @n__renae]

Cuz you gon have that lil ghost boy on top of yo stairs yellin hibachi benihana teriyaki

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

"Cake and pasta are full of empty calories"
Have you considered that they’re also full of love and joy

[P1noy Reaction @pinoy_reaction]

Yawa 😭