Jay Ster

depresso espresso

[ibeemakingstuff @ibeemakingstuff]

I’m being 100% serious when I say I’ve fr lost friends because people cannot understand how risky it is for me to do normal shit like grabbing a coffee or having lunch at a cafe when I’m allergic to 6 of the top 9 allergens & EVERYTHING is contaminated right now. Wheat in sugar?!

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

New hazard unlocked

[Sammy Obeid @SammyObeid]

This heckler got mad that my show was pro-Palestine (side note: I’m Palestinian)

[something something fashion @dollbodydoesoul]

I was being very normal about these until I saw them stack

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

At 7, Jase Hyndman wrote a birthday card to his late father and addressed it simply to “Dad, Heaven.”

Royal Mail later sent him a reply saying the card had been successfully delivered, even joking about avoiding stars along the way. 🥹❤️

[フォローすると痩せるマナティ♂ @MancuzzoRoberta]

スルギの腹筋コアルーチンついてくる人

レッグレイズ 30回
クランチ 30回
ツイストプランク 30回
レッグレイズクランチ 30回
シングルレッグストレッチ 30回

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

En este restaurante tienes que seguir al gato y te lleva la mesa vacía

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000

[jezz @JezziiB]

The last 24 hours of news as a woman:

- A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat.
- 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays.
- A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension.
- A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order.
- Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.

[Nicholas Isabella @NycStormChaser]

The water is so high people are kayaking to the train station in Queens.

[yas👩🏽‍💻 #eshabdbash @moirimonn]

IM PISSINGGG MANNJDBZJDBJXBDJDB

[모카 @matchoking1]

요즘 이사람 영상 자주보는데 볼때마다 ㅈㄴ 경이로움 .. 게임에 고이다못해 몹의 공격 사정거리 등을 정확히 다 예측해서 춤추는 모션 하나로 다 피하는 무빙이란다 이게

[Worlds Okayest Shitposter @RussianCarpets]

Just a reminder, I used to be one of the dudes scrubbing cameras for footage.

People do this sort of thing sometimes. It makes our day. It makes our job a little less boring.

[a @aslikadinnn]

tokyo’nun en iyi üniversitesi yıllardır kız öğrencilerin sınav sonuçlarını değiştirip üniversiteye girmelerini engelliyormuş. biz fırsat eşitsizliğinden bahsedince beyler sene 2026 diye ağlıyor, al sana sene 2026

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THESE ALL EAT SO BAD OMFG😭???

[니니🎐 @thatsmypanini]

전에 중국칭구랑 회사 얘기하다가 같이 일하는 사람들은 좋은데 회사가 악덕이야ㅜㅜ 라고 하니까 "인질들이 착하다고 납치범들과 함께 있지 마"라고 함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[We Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Okay im officially a cat then 😸