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'98 | she/her | empieza el matriarcado

[Blake 🍿 @popcorngobbler]

disliking a piece of media and deciding “yeah I need to go attack every person online that likes this” is such a miserable way to live lmao

[issy 😼 @bellerrvk]

the jobs i get recommended to me when i’m at my most unemployed

[DonTuki @DonTucson]

tal vez porque Brasil en ese momento no estaba cometiendo un genocidio?

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

Why are Israel in the UEFA Nations League, a European competition?

[🌷 @a13_kn]

Ppl usually wake up to good morning messages, I wake up to job rejection emails

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

This took me out 😭😭

[Tyler Wolfe @WolfeTyler]

Is this an ad or a warning?

[gaut @0xgaut]

“the response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now”

[chiaki nanami @NoraMeadow]

Quora was really ahead of its time. Dog ass website that forces you to make an account to use it and then puts the most brain melting slop ragebait in your inbox for all of eternity. Everyone’s doing it nowadays but they were a pioneer

[Dear Ashley... @asj519]

The war against iced coffee isn’t a real fight, just don’t do it.

What we need to band together to ban is cover letters. Down with cover letters!!

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 @maiiunreveled]

I’m glad cars were invented, imagine riding a horse at 6 AM to work.

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

women will say “sorry my room is messy” and it could genuinely be anywhere from spotless to uninhabitable

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

There's a reason Friends is the most globally recognised sitcom and the most globally viewed too. Even in this new age, it's still the most watched sitcom.
When you people are done being edgy, the truth stands for itself.

FRIENDS is the best sitcom ever!

[Kori 👁️👄👁️ @TheSketchyKori]

"Friends is not funny"
"The Office is boring"
"Abbott Elementary is mid"

We get it. Nothing makes you laugh. Perhaps sitcoms are not for you. And that's fine

[Brevis @brevis_00]

FRIENDS' re-watch value is so underrated. You can literally just pick a random episode to start watching and you'll still enjoy it.

[mel @Me3ll__]

Jamás en la historia va a existir una serie tan buena como Friends que podes verla mil veces y no te aburrís

[Efe🩷 @efeemena]

I’ve watched FRIENDS so many times, and somehow, it’s still just as funny to me every single time 😂

[chai @chaiaurshaivi]

being vocal about having a crush makes it go away in minutes

[Trey @Dephlink]

people talking about how gen z think they are entitled to jobs as though we dont live in a world where if you dont work you die