Eli

I never sleep on planes… I don’t wanna be incepted

[mia🫧 @mia11112233]

had two coronas after work https://t.co/9VW5rHxUW2

[mia🫧 @mia11112233]

had two coronas after work https://t.co/9VW5rHxUW2

[Big Serge @witte_sergei]

“It’s called Samsara, folks. It’s like a big wheel, but very sad and very tragic. And it’s continuous, folks. It just keeps going, with the rebirth, and other sad things. We can’t have it, you know. We have to break free, folks. And we’re breaking free very strongly, actually.”

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

We want our old Daemon back! #HouseOfTheDragon

[Eli @jelib77]

@MNightShyamalan Signs is my fav M Night

[The Discourse Lover @Trillburne]

Your tribe is so fucked lol. Your shaman has ZERO insights, he's just some regular guy. How'd that happen? None of your people blessed with divine madness?

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Hey we’re all going to the brewery for hecking doggo trivia night. It’s in a renovated factory with no sound absorption and you can play giant Jenga. The food comes out of a window that says SEND NOODS in giant neon letters. There are one hundred men named Greg here

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

I love watching movies. Very few things I love more than watching movies. But choosing what movie to watch? WOATed activity. Bottom of the barrel use of leisure time

[molly @alicentology]

it’s fun how every hotd ep I think “hm, they stated that theme a little heavy-handedly, maybe some subtlety would be nice?” & then i log on here to see the most grotesque misinterpretations of scenes & realize that actually they needed to dumb it down even more for this audience

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and i'm bald

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

Saw someone say we all like Nicolas Cage because he’s a bad actor and I’m sorry it’s 2024 you don’t get to simplify one of our greatest performers into meme bullshit anymore. I will fight you and your family.

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

a thing I dislike about myself is that I *know* every amc showing comes with 25 minutes of trailers minimum but being late gives me so much physical anxiety I end up sitting through most of them anyways

[𝔻𝕖𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕝 @WfromDeBall]

He got a point blank opportunity, he played in the plumbers and firemen era of secret service. I’m not moved.

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

David Lynch loses his cool when he is informed by his crew that he has to complete a scene within 2 days.

[Gramatik @Gramatik]

shane gillis is the new simpsons lol

[Eli @jelib77]

can’t believe Trump got shot while I was fighting the godskin apostle

[Ethan @ethanmead4ever]

July 13th 2024. a terrifying escalation in our nations political divide. I’ll always remember where I was. Trying on my dr manhattan suit that had just arrived from Temu