danger mouse

life is short but also way too long. i will not elaborate .

[danger mouse @jellafree]

moood:

[danger mouse @jellafree]

well now, yes!

[danger mouse @jellafree]

it’s it appropriate to be listening to this

[danger mouse @jellafree]

thinking about the seemingly 17 year old manager at food city asking tess “what is this?” (talking about asparagus)

[danger mouse @jellafree]

and yeah i’m fat shaming the pigeon

[danger mouse @jellafree]

a squirrel and the FATTEST pigeon i’ve ever seen have claimed my bird feeder so now the birds aren’t coming to eat at my restaurant anymore due to bullying 💔

[rue @ruesbug]

hey spotify what the fuck

[danger mouse @jellafree]

walked almost 20k steps in like 5 hours at MomoCon yesterday 💀

[laroo @kaileighlaroo]

nothin pleases me more than seeing the comfy little life I provide for my cats

[danger mouse @jellafree]

if 17 year old me knew that in a decade i’d get to see Bright Eyes perform in a cave she would just explode i think

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i'm like if a girl was an uncle

[🌸 jane 🌸 @YeoshinLourdes]

men are so disgusted by themselves that they think they permanently contaminate everyone and everything they touch.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[danger mouse @jellafree]

my favorite new bit rn is referring to any state that someone talks about going to that isn’t new york as “the big apple”

[danger mouse @jellafree]

for someone with crippling anxiety i’m pretty proud of me for flying and navigating the atlanta airport by myself on a work trip

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

When you in the top 0.001% of listeners you should be able to go to the artist house

[salem ᓚᘏᗢ 🗡️ 🩸 MCRNASH @mcrsvenom]

"normal presale ticket launch?" i ask myself
"fuck you," said pierce the veil, who was actually the fuck you band

[danger mouse @jellafree]

there should be something similar to jeeps and exchanging rubber ducks with toyota corollas except we just leave half smoked cigarettes on each others cars

[laroo @kaileighlaroo]

it absolutely was her lmaoo

[danger mouse @jellafree]

i’m 99% sure me and kaileigh just saw gabbie hanna dancing in downtown chattanooga