Jordan Lane :)

I like to sleep ... Sleep alot ... Too bad that NEVER HAPPENS :) nurse fo lifffe

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

Easy simple sexy! #BiggerBlackerBadderLashes #PerversionSample

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@its_LindseyVD @_VodkaThoughts_ 😘😘😘

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@chelslaurlane how rude

[Chelsea Lauren Lane @chelslaurlane]

@jellisel : "when God made me, he made me with one less rib to make Hank."
Hank is her dog, sometimes I question this attachment.

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@chelslaurlane hahahahaha

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@chelslaurlane omg what did she do lol

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

Blah blah blah happy new year!

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Almost time for that...

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

death to sehcon :'(

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@jwalsh0523 oh ok well good there's a bottle and a 5 lb bag of starburst on the way lol

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@jwalsh0523 lol I'm confused did I send lite ranch at one point?

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

Great for back to school! Savor a chef quality Italian lunch in just 1 minute with @Barilla Italian Entrées!

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@_hilarylove @PrestonPohl haha I figured I wasn't the only one! I was so freaking sure he'd make it ughh id buy an album of him just talking

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@PrestonPohl deleted the voice off my dvr ... You were the only voice worth listening to!

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@chelslaurlane I totally read that wrong you were calling me sarcastic bahahah

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

@chelslaurlane @WTFFacts you and I both sista

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

Even my stethoscope screams MERICA! #rwb #redfriday #support http://t.co/dCKCp7ZhD0

[Jordan Lane :) @jellisel]

Damn son gon' run a train on these nuggies nom nom nom #noshame #notgettinany #ibiteyou http://t.co/yWgImVo4vG