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i am a little stitious

[DON 🎀 @prncessesso]

I dont like none of the girls anymore Idk man 😂😂 By all means have your smoke w the boys but yall are overlyyy ganging on the new girls and Im suppose to expect Sol felt welcomed in that villa?? #loveislandusa

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Midnights’ by Taylor Swift wins the #GRAMMYs award for Album of the Year.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Just remembered my cat doesn’t know shit about shit. Not even 2+2. Never conceptualized bigotry in her mind even once. God she slays

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

you come to me, on the day of my everything shower…

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

who is the most random person that has blocked you on twitter for no reason LOL

[Jenni @hashjenni]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

[🍒 @KICKNGUINDAFACE]

i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[lil foo @gayassf00]

once i start doing the jersey shore dance moves at the club , take me home.

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[Nobu @Shee_nobu]

Having a job is cool and all but everyday??????

[Anne V. Kirby @avkirbyPhD]

Very pleased that the single-use bathrooms in my @UUtah office building now have information about WHAT is in them, rather than signs about WHO can use them.