Gerald Lau

Professional cyber security consultant. Purveyor of fine piano recordings. Documentary photographer.

[GP Guercio 🇺🇸🇹🇭🥃😎 @GpGuercio]

Very believable.

[Gerald Lau @jello_g]

Donald Ducks have been spotted in Lake of America.

[Voodoo the Viking @VooTheViking]

Live footage from Lake America. 😂

[NiK @Oye_Nik]

If The Titanic Sank Today:😭😭

[Charly Wargnier ♨️ @DataChaz]

Qualcomm’s AI robot collapsed mid-presentation 😭

(skip to 0:30)

[cbcwatcher @cbcwatcher]

🚨The carbon market has officially collapsed

Mark Carney just admitted it himself: “Theoretically the carbon price is over $100 right now, but the carbon price in the actual markets has fell to about $20.”

The rest of the world has stopped pouring money into the climate finance black hole. Only one country is still writing the cheques — Canada

Net Zero zealotry isn’t saving the planet — it’s bankrupting taxpayers while the market votes “no confidence”

Falsely linking every forest fire to “climate” while pushing failed carbon markets is misinformation

Reality is catching up. Time to follow the actual data, not the theoretical fantasy @MarkJCarney

[MAPLE MAGA @noimmigration1]

I worked 10 hours today in the heat.. Come home..shower.. crack a cold beer.. check out X, and read another $900mill to Ukraine after already donating $26 billion.. why work so hard when it all gets taken from you in the end??

[มนุษย์ออฟฟิศ @wv4xnc]

พูดไปใครจะเชื่อว่าโดนหมาเอากระมังตีหัวตอนนอน 😆

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

[Right over Left Everytime @RightSide_Uk]

🇮🇪⚔️ An armed Irish group has issued a direct warning to politicians:
“You have flooded our communities with military-age migrant men.
We will not sit back and watch our culture and religion destroyed.”
The pushback has begun.
Ireland is waking up.

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Samuel Opoku came to Canada from Ghana on the skilled worker points system. By 2026 he'd attacked at least seven people in Toronto. Most of them women. The country still hasn't done anything serious about him.

November 2019. He fills a bucket with liquefied feces, puts on a construction hardhat as a disguise, walks into Robarts Library at the University of Toronto, and pours it over a woman and a child sitting at a study table. A week later he hits York's Scott Library. Then a woman downtown. Five victims.

A Change petition goes up almost immediately asking the court to free him because he was trying to "bring laughter and happiness" to students. A man who'd just dumped human waste on a child gets recast as a misunderstood performance artist.

The court basically agreed. Five counts of assault with a weapon, five of mischief. Suspended sentence, two years probation, no jail, no deportation. The judge cited his mental health.

May 2026. Opoku is 30, homeless, back in custody on two sexual assault charges and one for indecent exposure. Nobody who'd been paying attention was surprised.

This is what suicidal empathy actually buys you. A man who should've been deported in 2020 assaulting women in 2026, and a political class already lining up to frame the next round of victims as a reason to be kinde

[Gerald Lau @jello_g]

I think I'm finally done with #Jaguar. It was nice knowing you!

[Bitcoin for Freedom @BTC_for_Freedom]

If you take $70,000 from the paycheck of a hard worker and give $10,000 to 7 lazy people, you lose one vote but gain 7. That’s how the west works now.

[Dan Robertson @pdrobertson]

On the first day of the Battle of the Somme, 800 (overwhelmingly “white heterosexual”) men of the Royal Newfoundland Regiment went over the top.

68 answered roll call the next morning.

Now their male descendants can’t work at NL’s only university which was named in their honour.

[Dailymeow @Dailymeoww1]

In a funny incident in Thailand, a pet cat returned home after being missing for three days… but with a surprise “debt note” hanging from its neck! 😄

The cat came back well-fed and in great shape. Attached to its neck was a note that read:
“Your cat was staring at the mackerel at my stall, so I gave it three.
Auntie May – Alley No. 2.”

She also added her phone number so the owner could get in touch… and settle the debt 😂

[Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle @KenCao_onChina]

The U.S. doesn’t rely on Hormuz oil. China does. If Washington protects the Strait alone, China gets a free ride. That violates “America First.” So Trump demanded Beijing pay up: money, ships, commitment.

China said no.
Trump delayed the visit.

Now China faces a brutal dilemma: Join U.S.-led escort missions and betray Iran, or refuse and risk tariffs, trade war escalation, and energy vulnerability.

Meanwhile, oil prices are rising, negotiations are stalling, and Europe may side with Washington.

If that happens, the U.S. effectively controls the choke point of China’s energy lifeline.

[The Belly Button Boyz @BellyButtonBoyz]

I will only marry a woman who:

- has unreasonable expectations of me
- spends hours in the bathroom getting ready
- thinks all men are part of some awful patriarchy
-feels too “liberated” to clean or cook
- judges me for playing video games
- looks better on IG than in real life
- unconsciously punishes me for things her ex-BFs did
- talks constantly without ever having a point
-expects expensive dinners like all the time
- who will leave me and take all my stuff after a few years

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

🚨BREAKING: An Iranian airstrike just nearly took out the Burj Khalifa, the tallest skyscraper in the entire world!

Iran is completely out of control.
https://t.co/DC0IjTJ17M

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z:

You buy a Pokémon card for $50.

Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it.

The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes."
You: "…I didn't sell it."

Government: "Don't care. Pay up."

You don't have $100 lying around. So you're forced to sell the card you love just to pay a tax on money you never received.

Next month? That card drops back to $50.

Your card is gone. Your money is gone. And the government shrugs.

That's a wealth tax on unrealized gains. They don't pay you back the tax...

Now picture this.

Your mom calls you crying. She has to sell the house she raised you in. Not because she can't afford it. She's lived there 30 years. It's paid off.

But some website says it's worth more now and the government says she owes $15,000 she doesn't have.

So she sells your childhood home. The kitchen where she made you breakfast. The doorframe where she marked your height every birthday.

Gone.

To pay a tax on money that was never real.

Now picture the opposite.

Your dad put everything into his small business. For 20 years he built it from nothing. One year the business is "valued" at $2 million on paper. He owes a massive tax bill. He empties his savings. Sells his truck. Borrows money. Pays it.

Next year the market crashes. His business is worth $200,000.

He lost everything to pay a tax on a number that doesn't exist anymore.

Does the government give him his money back?
No.

Does the government give him his truck back?
No.

Does the government care?
No.

They sold this idea as "taxing billionaires." But billionaires have armies of lawyers, offshore accounts, and trusts. They'll be fine.

You know who won't be fine? Your mom. Your dad. Your neighbor with a small business. The farmer down the road who's had the same land for four generations and now has to sell it because dirt got expensive.

You're not taxing wealth. You're taxing people for owning things.

It's like getting a parking ticket for a car you might drive somewhere someday.

They want you to own nothing and be happy. To fund the fraud, waste and abuse of the welfare state they created.

There is enough money. More tax isn't needed. It's all a lie. But you've been gaslit into believing this is a rich vs poor debate.

I hope you understand what's at stake.

[Paper Parrot @Puppieslover]

Groomer cooked