If you think the Kansas City Chiefs tomahawk chop is racist, go cry in your safe space while the rest of the world proceeds to be functionin’ adults. Merica.
Ladies if he;
-comes in wearing cowboy boots and painted on jeans
-Is all decked out like a cowgirls dream
-could stop traffic in a gunny sack
-has a mean streak a half mile wide
He's not your man he's Dolly Parton's ex boyfriend
Ladies if he...
-doesn't drink his coffee black
-doesn't care which side of the sidewalk you walk on
-talks about his career more then about you
-knows Disney songs
-uses moar hair product than you
-splits the bill
-can't grow a beard
Hes not ur man. He's a #millennial.
It doesn't matter if the new Supreme Court Justice is male or female, black or white, Right or Left. All I want is someone who will dutifully uphold the Constitution of the United States.
End. Of. Story. Merica.
It really hurts when the person you turn to for comfort starts to treat you just like the people that are always putting you down. It jist goes to show that you cannot count on anyone else but yourself.