h

one L

[h @jelloblades]

Met a girl named Hillary (rare) but when I asked how many L’s she had, she said “2, you?” And I said “1.” And she said “yeah we can’t be friends” and that was it. We’re not friends.

[h @jelloblades]

Watching a man eat a cheeseburger with a fork and a knife. Talk about the ick. Ugh. Yikes.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Crowds BOOO Trump as he arrives at Madison Square Garden in NYC to see Game 3.

Protesters are holding a huge sign that says "GO KNICKS, F**K TRUMP.”

He’s the most hated president in history!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Don’t go chasing waterfalls...cautiously approach and be careful of slippery conditions. In fact, you may just want to stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

[h @jelloblades]

@usedgov I hate this so much 🫪 #idiocracy #pinchme

[h @jelloblades]

Ok real question: can we just like not pay our taxes this year? Like full stop? Because wtf.

[h @jelloblades]

Ok real question: can we just like not pay our taxes this year? Like full stop? Because wtf.

[h @jelloblades]

@Kyle_SoB Yes—for the both of us! 🙏🫶

[h @jelloblades]

Lol this time last year, I was awaiting the delivery of the “I love my wife” boxers I was so excited to give my husband. By Sunday, he confessed that he s-ed a D.
HA! Look how far I’ve come! Divorced & happily single. While that lying lil bitch has a “new girlfriend” 😮‍💨 LOSER

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

WAKE UP AMERICA 😡

[h @jelloblades]

Hank (my dog) bringing me a dead squirrel was not on my snow day bingo card lol

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Liberal mother buys bulletproof vest so she can go and obstruct ICE

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Damn proud of Minnesota.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Children die in school shootings and it’s “not the guns”.

Mass shootings claim lives multiple times a year and it’s “not the guns”.

Kyle Rittenhouse shot 3 people during a protest and it’s “not the guns”

ICE kills Alex Pretti, and suddenly it’s his fault because he “had a gun”

[Covie @covie_93]

They wouldn't wear a mask to save lives but they're wearing a mask to take lives.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

WORTH REPEATING:

Texas has 2.1M undocumented immigrants and Florida has 1.2M.

Minnesota has 130,000.

Don't let anyone tell you this is about immigration.

It never was.

Trump lost MN three times. That is what THIS is about, and it’s impeachable.

[h @jelloblades]

His entire cabinet of stupid, bend-the-knee bitches, are also CRIMINALS. When is it enough? This is insane. I am so tired of trying to defend myself. I didn’t memorize commandments & beatitudes to be gaslit by a bunch of fake “Christians.” Love your neighbor as yourself. Fuck.

[h @jelloblades]

Ok. What this administration is doing is DISGUSTING. Blatantly gaslighting all of us. Smearing the character of a man who was MURDERED while filming ICE & helping a woman to safety. Secret discussions and deals behind closed doors with billionaires. The president is a CRIMINAL.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA went from “teachers should be required to carry guns” to “carrying a gun makes you a criminal” in record time

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

I’d prefer EVERY student get free breakfast & lunch at school instead of giving the top 1% ongoing tax cuts.