Kelly

what did the dj say to the vegetables? lettuce turnip the beet

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

Why haven't FaceTime voicemails been invented yet

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

Isn’t it funny how dogs conditionally train us? Like hello, yes, I am going to lick your eye. I will also sit my 60lbs on top of you, and you better like it. And we are all just like - “yes”

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

“I love my dogs” she says as they choose 3:30am the best time to reenact WWE on the bed

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

@ddaaannnniiii Maybe try 18 belts?

[evil elly @laffodiI]

I think we all need to sit in the sun for a while

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

@G_Wimb It’s Isbell’s song lol

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

Marshawn Lynch

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

Ryan Seacrest is STILL the host of American Idol?!?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I think I’m in on Ella Langley. Pass it on

[Rihanna Gallery @Galerie_Rihanna]

11 years ago today, Rihanna pranked Jimmy Kimmel for April Fools Day by waking him up with a live performance.

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

Imagine being a dog and you just get thrown out of a plane. No idea what is happening. Just vibes?

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

Our most loyal and disciplined soldiers!

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

OH. OH. Okay to all drivers from Virginia who talked about me being from Maryland.

[Tim Sloan @TimSloanDC]

From todays Washington Post; we know who the bad drivers are and they are from Virginia. #VisionZero #BikeDC

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

@ddaaannnniiii But did they play our song

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

It is actually diabolical that Grey’s Anatomy played the song Swimming Pools in the background of a woman dying in surgery wtf

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

Homeward Bound 2

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.

They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

@ddaaannnniiii Just print decals of different spices. Spice bike.

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

@ddaaannnniiii This. Is. Incredible.

[pepper @CasaDupre]

Just found out his dads name is Michael A. Jordan n im crying

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s that fish from finding nemo that takes all the kids to school

[Kelly @jelly_thoughts]

I absolutely LOVE it when an animal ends up on a field. How did they get inside the stadium? Did no one notice a dog walking alone? How did he know his way to the field? Pure magic.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

He also wants to be a football player.

[⋆｡°✩ marth @marthstwittah]

by order of the peaky blinders