Josie Lee

God, family, friends, guns ✌Rose City☔️

[mamrie hart @mametown]

I am a bad ass, invincible bitch who cannot be stopped...

*hears 1 note of a Bob Seger song*

I guess crying forever is my new life. Cool.

[aqsa @aquasunshine]

"do you like her"
me: um no opinion
"i think there's very few things in this world you have no opinion on"

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Hey #WomensMarch protestors

If Trump hated women so much, why did he allow one to run his campaign?

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Conservatism versus liberalism in 2017 isn't about a difference of ideas- it's a difference of character. Praying for the misguided. #MAGA

[Josie Lee @jellybean_lee]

#PaneraProblems #what

[sarah @THEhooker]

Customer: You guys are a freakin bakery! How do you run out of bread?!

Oh. Im sorry. Didnt know "bakery" = never ending bread. #paneraprobs

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Valid reasons to throw a fit as a kid:

1) You're tired

2) You're hungry

3) The world is overwhelming

Valid reasons as an adult:

1) Same

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Havin' a female President is a great idea. Havin' a female President who's a pathological liar and a criminal is not a good idea. Merica.

[Lex 📚 @__lovelylexi]

#paneraprobs

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

240 years ago today, Thomas Jefferson wrote the ultimate breakup letter. You mad Britain? Merica.

[Josie Lee @jellybean_lee]

Had a customer today that looked at the menu for a solid 10 minutes and then ask anyway if we had mozzarella sticks #paneraprobs

[Josie Lee @jellybean_lee]

#SanFran

[Josie Lee @jellybean_lee]

Shout out to teachers who don't care if you're late and let you eat in class ✌🏼️ y'all are my heroes

[Kimmy Schmidt @KimmySchmidt]

If there's a smile on your face, you must be thinking "DTF"! #KimmySchmidt

[Josie Lee @jellybean_lee]

I'm gonna be on a plane to Mexico in 17 hours and 58 minutes 😎

[Josie Lee @jellybean_lee]

I got my laptop and turned on The Office after dinner. I blink and it's suddenly 10 and I've accomplished nothing #AnAverageDayForMe