MonaLisa

[MonaLisa @jellybuttonham]

@hwinkler4real is a fucking national treasure.

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#florida

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Sims needs a “Start a Cult” expansion pack. I’d buy it. @EA @TheSims

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This is a note to anyone that may have to stage an intervention for me someday. I’d really like for it to have a theme, a color scheme, maybe a signature mocktail. Let’s really have fun with it.

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What if everyone just stopped following @elonmusk ?

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Work It Out Wombats is just a remake of PB & J Otter. Don’t try to convince me otherwise. @Disney @PBSKIDS

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I feel like Pogs are due for a comeback.

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4 of these kids are named Isabella. There are only 6 kids in the class.

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One kid does NOT give a fuck. She looked the teacher dead in the eye and ripped the loudest fart I’ve ever heard.

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A kid just threw up in the lobby. Another one is crying non-stop.

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My 5 yo had a ballet class tonight. Pure, unbridled chaos.

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Anyone know the name of a diet that allows me to eat an entire jar of maraschino cherries in one sitting?

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I somehow thought being an adult would mean I’d have fewer random bruises on my legs. Wrong.

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I like my men like I like my water.