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whatever

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

fall colors - black
winter colors - black
spring colors - black
summer colors - black

[z @tomlettezzz]

jeremy allen white as carmen "carmy" berzatto. that's it. that's the tweet.

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

I’ll give praise where praise is due but I’m not going to applaud a fish for swimming.

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Pretty sure I’d live a pretty happy fucking life if nobody talked to me before 9am.

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Honestly, people keep telling me my hair looks great today but I know it looks nappy and frizzy as fuck so I’m truly starting to question my friendships with some of these people.

[stephaƞie @stephcoxx]

when my kids do literally anything

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My boys 🎃🖤

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It feels absolutely amazing outside.

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It’s the days I have to go to work and my baby screams and cries for me as I’m dropping him off at daycare that literally make me envy stay at home moms so much. I feel my heart physically breaking.

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

me after I hurt your feelings

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Me: “Hey babe, can you put the baby to bed for me tonight?”

Him: “Oh man, listen babe I really gotta shit like you don’t understand like I gotta shit worse than I’ve ever had to shit in my whole life like seriously my belly hurts so bad imma be in there for a while omg.”

ok

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

@Jmee_xoxo If that ain’t the freaking truth. Dunkin’ FO LYFE.

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me, everyday, always

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Can someone explain to me why all the profile pictures on every piece of social media is being placed in a fucking circle? uGgGhhGGgg

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

I wish I knew why I let myself be such a bitch sometimes. I mean, I know that others are not always the nicest but I have a big toxic trait of always blaming someone else for my mood when ultimately I know that I am the one in full control over the way I let things affect me.

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

Me: *being unnecessarily mean*

Husband: “I know you’re only acting like this bc your uterus is shredding.”

oh ok

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It's fucking October 3rd Aaron.

[Nina Higgins @NinaCatherine10]

Being a size large sucks. Stores only hold 1 large of anything but have 557876 smalls.. WE ARE IN THE SOUTH. -we eat fried food-we eat desserts-WE ARE CHUNKY.

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

I really miss the way Halloween was when I was a kid. My whole neighborhood decorated & went all out. Everyone dressed up SCARY especially the kids. We got to celebrate Halloween NIGHT. None of these trunk or treats. Staying out late as long as I wore my blinking pumpkin light 🎃

[Heidi @spookymoonkitty]

September 30th VS October 1st