Jelly Fish

I love comedy. Tom Segura is my favourite comedian

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@ervinpapequash @reginapolice Is that more likely? Or is it more likely that people are just typing what they think with nothing to back it up?

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@ervinpapequash @reginapolice Your source for these accusations? Examples?

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@theetruthurts @RPSTrafficUnit @reginapolice They caught the guy doing the natural gas crime and "flexed" (did a news release) about that. Also, this is the traffic unit. Their responsibility is traffic.

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@urdadsballz420 @RPSTrafficUnit @reginapolice @SGItweets Good call here. One tweet about a traffic law means that no other police officers are doing any other work to stop crime. You nailed it and aren't stupid at all. #solidexampleofapersonwithabrain

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@TrustSmee @RPSTrafficUnit @reginapolice @SGItweets Tweeting something about one traffic violation doesn't stop the entire police service from enforcing other laws. Hard to believe, I know. #urrrrrrrrranidiot

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@abirlios @RpsTrafficTeamB Thinly veiled idiocy here. "Teenagers in public spaces" are not the problem. Dangerous driving, property damage, trash all over the lot, and incessant noise are the problems. No one would call police if the people were just there. #passiveaggressivetwatwaffle

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@SelingerK @RpsTrafficTeamB @reginapolice Pretty obvious that you have biases as well with comments like "go stop a real crime" and "in Canada we have freedoms". Freedoms to... Break the law? What are you talking about? #glasshouses

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@MarcelPetit20 @reginapolice Sounds like you know a lot about what is used for! Enlighten us, what sorts of things has it done since implementation?

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@jimmydasch @UnsolicitedDP @reginapolice But why did you call? Not every call is dispatchable. Some reports are done over the phone, some at the front desk, etc. If your call doesn't meet service delivery for dispatch well.... Then it's not dispatched.

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@UnsolicitedDP @reginapolice Hahahahah got 'em! You're so right! Police ignore every call they receive! Well known fact!

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@CostacheNick @reginapolice This is a plane, not a helicopter. That glaring obvious mistake sort of delegitimizes anything else you're saying. Undisclosed discharges? What evidence do you have to support this? Body cams are a good idea, but you're 1 for 3 here. 33% average sounds about right for you though.

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@oilerfan11 @RpsTrafficTeamB @reginapolice You can always bet that that people who know the least about policing and/or the organization of a police service will have the loudest critical voices.

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@reginapolice On Facebook, there's an RCMP logo on your post instead of the RPS crest... Very confusing

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@hvacproguy @RPSTrafficUnit @reginapolice Pretty normal night for the unit responsible for traffic enforcement. Moron.

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@hvacproguy @RPSTrafficUnit @reginapolice #trafficunit #idiot #doesntknowhowpolicework

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@polissuckincan @reginapolice You sure told them!

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@reginapolice Patiently awaiting for the comments from all the whiners who complain about traffic enforcement and suggest police focus on "real crime". Guess what, ya dummies? It's possible for police to do more than one thing at a time 🤯

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@bob_gudnason @ALIVEANDROCKIN @reginapolice Don't think I need to Google something to prove I'm wrong about something I didn't say. Didn't say they cause death in accidents. I said they're integral to the structure of the vehicle and occupant safety is compromised if they're damaged. That's all true.

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@bob_gudnason @ALIVEANDROCKIN @reginapolice Sounds like you know a lot about physics and automotive engineering. Proper tires aren't highly important? That's patently false. And I see you chose to ignore the part about the windshield being part of the structure of the vehicle. So that's cool.

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@bob_gudnason @ALIVEANDROCKIN @reginapolice Windshield is also integral to the structure of the vehicle, so the safety of the occupants is compromised as well. Removing that factor and knowing that accident COULD be caused by reduced visibility, a person shouldn't have to do the repair because they're poor? Bald tires ok?