In the future, youre either Elite or Non-Elite. When Non-Elite Jailyn meets the charming Elite future president Dominic Devereux, shes thrown into his world of intrigue & secrets & finds herself in a deadly game with someone even Dominic cant save her from https://t.co/EtFARuHUND
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
Sleepy Steve Yzerman FAILED to improve the Detroit Red Wings at the trade deadline, leading to one of the WORST CHOKE JOBS in National Hockey League history to miss the playoffs. Sadly, GREAT AMERICAN Dylan Larkin has seen enough, and has asked sleepy Steve for a trade out of the GREAT State of Michigan. The ridiculous Red Wings have brought TOTAL SHAME to their tremendous fans, who have been suffering very badly for many years, and now Captain Michigan wants out! A TOTAL DISASTER! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP
Wish I knew I didn't have to pay that hypnotherapist to cure my arachnophobia because I could have just watched Facebook reels of cute little jumping spiders with adorable voices