Jemma Jones

Don't cry because it ended, Smile because it happened 🙃 I don’t tweet often but when I do it’s mediocre, average at best.

[Jemma Jones @jemajones1]

Apologies for the terrible weather today everyone. It’s our fault as we blew up the paddling pool last night 😂

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@SaulWeeks5 @UNILAD He’s not in it.

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This coffee cup is the best thing to come out of Everton FC since 95. Spend 20 minutes on its side not a drop spilled and still piping hot after a 35 minute commute. #efc #doescoffecupsright #Everton

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Feel absolutely robbed by @CadburyUK opened a Freddy treasure chest and had nothing in it 😂 cheers kids crying 🙈

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The #witcher has returned 🤩 god I’ve missed you Geralt of Rivia. Now to watch every episode in a day then cry because it’s finished 😂

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@sparksblade Deal 😂

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@sparksblade What about Sean on Twitter? 🤔😂

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Another perk of the return of masks, hiding this massive cold sore on my face 😂😷 hideous

[Melissa Kittin @KittinMelissa]

@Reuters Yes, lets hurry up and let the people who took vacations during a pandemic get on planes and leave to come back when they already may be infected...
If youre going to shut it down for safety, shut it down now. No use to give a deadline to get on a plane with no quarantine 1st

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@sparksblade @iamtheavalanche Looks more like Sheffield in the sea judging by that image 😂

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@Dannywaited Hurts more here because the weather is shite and the view isn’t as good 😂😂

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@Dannywaited Just wait until your bills roll in every month. That’s a real treat 😂

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@Dannywaited @MrNiallWhite @dipilky What’s not to understand? It’s the wet from the peas 😂

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Can’t see family or friends at Christmas but come January 4th school busses will probably look like this again. Yeah pubs and family are the problem 🤷🏼‍♀️ #Covid19UK #christmasiscancelled

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Surely that’s no coincidence 🤨 #tier3 #lockdown

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Absolutely howling at the fact my phone thinks I can walk for 4 days 5 hours and 18 minutes straight! 😂 where did I walk from London! Ffs 🤣🤣

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Thanks a lot @HalifaxBank for being a massive bag of arses and going back on your word. It was obviously our fault lockdown happened #shitsystem

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@Gallowayspies @sharon_railton winning bingo prize please 😋

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@Dannywaited Less is more for the condensation. Looks like they’re having a race 😂