Khan's_coffee

We walk.

[Joel @joelgaines]

I don't recommend anyone put it there.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

My 5 year plan is make it to Feb.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Me at 18:
If I’m home by 4 a.m., I can still
wake up for work at 6.

Me now:
We are absolutely not starting
a movie at 8 p.m.

[parks @parkersity_9]

don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber.
When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women https://t.co/k4aivNQ7IG

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

All we have to do is close about 20 Somali daycares and this thing is paid for. Let’s make it happen!

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

I agree!!

[greg @greg16676935420]

Hopefully Iran doesn’t see this news report

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Scott Adams' "User Interface for Reality" clip has started going viral again on X. Adams can be seen doing what he does best by teaching people about the way this world operates.

[RWNutjob @Stickelliott]

Happy Father's day.🇺🇸

[JeffMAC @TheGreatJeffMAC]

LIVE: No Kings Protesters https://t.co/IPCEubDRfc

[Khan's_coffee @JEMatthews5]

@Rothmus

[DEL @delinthecity_]

@teameffujoe Considering these people were dancing on people’s graves during COVID when people were dying from COVID, nothing is surprising to me anymore.

[Khan's_coffee @JEMatthews5]

@DirkDig21786284 @RealDealAxelrod Reminds me of my MIL.

[Khan's_coffee @JEMatthews5]

@ZubyMusic Sounds like someone has a crush on Zuby!