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[jem @jemb0]

Teens at the gym? Why!! Go ride a bike and eat McDonald's everyday like we did. You do not need to look like an instagram model...ever!

[jem @jemb0]

Oh hey twitter 🙋

[jem @jemb0]

Na na na na na na na...... https://t.co/G8V14SWyfE

[jem @jemb0]

cooked; 1 Tuscan quiche cooked and it's only 6pm....who says I'm not working lol

[jem @jemb0]

6am wakeup; both babies fed and changed; 12pm nap; 1pm bath for lex; 2pm babies fed and changed again; 3pm bath for lex; 30 egg tarts

[jem @jemb0]

@charzan_ lol! *turns off car*

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks. #Dirty

[jem @jemb0]

When your grandma buys you a gift just cause it simply reminded her of you 💘 #dontcarethatitsfromcostco

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My body is made up of 90% water, 5% pizza and 5% wine.

[jem @jemb0]

What kind of teas do you have? "We have mozzarella, cheddar, swiss.." 🙊😂

[jem @jemb0]

Who drinks 151?! #byebye

[jem @jemb0]

@charzan_ hahaha I'm coming!

[jem @jemb0]

@charzan_ why!

[jem @jemb0]

@panaprincess maybe you snorted it in and swallowed it while you were sleeping ...😕

[jem @jemb0]

@taylorallum lol drunk off immunizations. Poor bub got poked 4 times today :(

[jem @jemb0]

Only way to get her to sleep #YourNeckStinks

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

[jem @jemb0]

@darrylinski lol! Aw that's cute

[jem @jemb0]

Happy birthday best friend @jinggky lol :)

[jem @jemb0]

Searching recipes in the middle of the night after a hot yoga sesh #WhatNotToDo #AlwaysHungry