Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD

I love Asian females, being in interracial relationships, beer, animals that you can have as pets, and chamomile

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

I just heard Beabadoobee say the N word on Marta

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

@Pringles fuck you

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Roomate doubled up on the BC. Results pending but I’m definitely curious and may try this out. Will keep posted.

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

@UhCharger @back2malik dayum tryna accept the follow on P?

[Kips Bay Guy @kipsbayguy]

DO NOT BRING COKE TO RYDER. They are checking wallets.

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Keon Coleman is Jesus in blue and red and Josh Allen is literally fucking Hailee Steinfeld (ignore the topochico) #sinners

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Someone send me $2 need some zyns

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Can’t tell if I’m in a gay bar or not. Gonna finish my vodka sour and hit the bathroom to see if glory holes are real then I’m GONE. #confused

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Epic games settlement hit. Bout to go buy 20 black and milds to celebrate. #whiteboysummer

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Workshopping some things.

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Put on the Peter and took the rest of my roomate’s 12 pack, time to go show Bryson how to hit a fuckin green #LANK

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Uncontested I’m pulling from deep
#Liveanddiebythe3

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

#Neverkillyourself

[RaleighBill72 @RaleighBill72]

Basketball is a black mans sport but March is a white man’s month

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

@kanyewest Ye I am at your beckon call

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Praise be

[dasha @0xdasha]

It is scientifically feasible to depopulate India in 48 hours.

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Shrink immediately

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

“Yea I’m actually the treasurer of sigma chi, do you wanna fuck???” #EXPAND

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

@MaterWet Green FN

[Jemima “Drinks” Alkahall, MD @jemimaboo42]

Consuming shit you can’t afford at places you can’t pronounce. #LANK