Jemimahhhh

A human woman . 🇳🇬 🇨🇦

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

How I go to bed after gaslighting myself into believing I’ll recognise the multiple-choice answers in tomorrow’s exam:

[Jemimahhhh @jemimahthemama]

@OurLifeWithX

[OreoEscribeTwits @ma__juliii]

“Que vuelvan los hombres que regalan flores”

“Que vuelvan las mujeres que se lo merecen"

Que vuelva mi capacidad para concentrarme estudiando

[Don't be Shivam @who_shiv4m]

"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger. But today is the youngest you'll ever start"

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

POV: When you open your exam and it looks exactly like the practice exam you took at 2am last night:

[Oris @6hmbac27]

راسي بعد ما درست الي يندرس بشهرين بيوم واحد

[Onyema🛡️ @OnyemaSam1]

"i study better at night"

me at night:

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

POV: Me on my 3-hour break after studying for 20 minutes:

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY

Good day, Mr President.

I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office.

I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target.

Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world.

Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government.

The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[dice. @dice_uche]

when i’m studying my notes and i eventually come across those abbreviations i swore i’d understand later.

[Jason 💸 @jayyd4L]

E be like say na King James Version God dey understand fast
God Abegeth thee

[special k @karenrulez]

Tem mil filmes que eu quero ver mas não tem nenhum filme que eu quero ver na hora que quero ver um filme

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

“me voy a recompensar” como si en algún momento me privara de algo o me dijera no a mí mismo

[✞Tito🥷🏽✨ @boluwatito__]

Me deciding to get physically fit one random morning.

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

My unread books watching me buy new books

[$BN 🖤 @biggNedu]

He that is in me , wetin dey supp? Until I craze ?

[acce @accekid]

What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭

[kitty @kittyamazingtwt]

when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭