Jem

Making stuff and having a good time while I do

[Jem @jemmorton]

@PaulMerse utterly hilarious on Strickly. 😂. As a life long Gooner you have my total support and total respect and now you are a self deprecating hard working utter legend in my humble opinion. Keep going mate 🤘🤘🤘

[Jem @jemmorton]

@JeremyClarkson I’ve said it once and will say it again. … Clarkson’s farm is utterly brilliant. More more encore encore . Also I love the voice you are giving to farmers. More more etc etc

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@emerpatten 😂

[Jem @jemmorton]

@SloughCouncil @sloughcouncil it would be laughable if not tragic that you see this island as correct. It may have been flawlessly built…. That could be the correct you are refer to. But correct in terms of use, actual positioning, helping traffic flow and safety, it is far far from correct

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@SloughCouncil ok ok which “genius” decided to make this road / pedestrian design an actuality?? So just taking half a lane into the road is a safe and logical design?!? It’s dangerous, causing driver frustration and is a stunningly stupid. Resign!

[Jem @jemmorton]

@SloughCouncil This is the chaos as it occurred this morning . No signs, no road markings, no bollards . Just long queues, confusion and drivers getting angry with one another because a land suddenly turns into a footpath.

[Jem @jemmorton]

@SloughCouncil Well I hope it’s an apology for causing tailbacks past Lismore Park road. Causing drivers to loose there tempers due to your abysmal road traffic management and lack of signage.

[Jem @jemmorton]

@sloughobserver any idea what genius signed off this piece of absolute idiocy on the B416? This is an accident waiting to happen. I saw two near misses today alone! Someone should get sacked for this! If you don’t see it in the picture just drive the B416 and enjoy!!!

[Jem @jemmorton]

@TheSun for you. Enjoy! @SloughCouncil at its best. Enjoy the experience I had today of two lanes into 1 1/2 lanes on the B416. You can’t teach stupid but Slough Council is giving it a damn good try!

[Jem @jemmorton]

@BAFTA stunned you did not have Brian Tufano, the legendary cinematographer, not mentioned in the friends we lost this year! His contribution to British cinema and teaching the next generation of film makers is more than worthy of a mention!

[Jem @jemmorton]

@JeremyClarkson FFS Jeremy! We have been hyperventilating through laughing so much. UTTERLY UTTERLY superb on so many levels. Only 8 episodes is no where near enough. Encore encore encore. Bravo to the crew, the team and all farmers. @primevideouk more more more.

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@edmoore Oh yes!

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This is exactly what the internet was invented for

[Jem @jemmorton]

@JeremyClarkson Clarkson’s Farm series 1 is utterly utterly brilliant. When is season II? Gerald is so endearing and hilarious, he need a spin off show 😂

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@trussliz resign. You are a catastrophic failure. Tax breaks for the wealthy?!? How dumb are you?!?? We are not a far right leaning country. You could not have cocked this up anymore. RESIGN FOR GODS SAKE

[Jem @jemmorton]

@ThaiAirways why is there no phone number to call in London, UK? I, like many people have questions , many urgent, that need answering! Emails go unanswered?!? This is poor customer service

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@DonaldJTrumpJr A criminal trying to protect a criminal. The law and justice is coming for you too Jnr. The truth will out and justice will be served. 10 years from now this chapter of history will be closed and the disgraceful Trump family a bye word for criminality and unfettered greed

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@JeremyClarkson Best be safe but still! Bugger!

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@RudyGiuliani He took the 5th 400 times!! If that was anyone else what would you think? No spin, no guff, no faux patriotism, what in truth would you really think about someone who did that? Be honest to yourself, be serious, be truthfully to yourself and no one else! No replies sort

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@PaulMcCartney 🥲