gpvf

if you’re calling about my heart; it’s still yours.

[gpvf @jempawluh]

"i was in the hospital, i died in a car accident" FAK I DIED LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gpvf @jempawluh]

✨ she thinks you’re so magic, it’s fucking barbaric ✨

[Red 𖠋 🍓|-/ @Hurricane @RebelRedTrees]

Oh my god. They did it.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i’m just a girl

[May 🏝 @mayplaystv]

that guy that travelled the world just to see the artworks from animal crossing in real life

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Poppy vs. Community Notes

🧵 A thread.

1. The beginning

[ken @chimneylovato]

i’m convinced a witch cursed demi lovato into being a statue and she can only unfreeze if someone says “demi lovato”

[gpvf @jempawluh]

MOTHER IS MOTHERING

[Bloomberg TV @BloombergTV]

"For space companies, you are reliant on connectivity. Contact with space is stuck in a different era."

@NorthwoodSpace CEO @bridgitmendler details how they hope to revolutionize satellite communications, which have not changed since the 1960s https://t.co/9zQzxSu2ey

[Alexandria 🧚🏾 @theallygreen]

i’m still stuck on her saying she left her two kids in their cribs but I see she got the dog in her hand.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i know a trained assassin when i see one

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

this bitch…….

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Modern Family’ cast reunites for a WhatsApp commercial.

[Cemo ☁️ @werentfunny]

if you are not jobless and as online as me this is the context

[emily may @emilykmay]

like a good millennial woman, i watched "he's just not that into you" when i was 21 and it changed my life and......were there women who were always privy to the information that movie held?

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

how i feel after an old lady calls me darling

[sotg @shinathagoat]

girl math is going on vacation with 8 friends and coming back with 3

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Dad’s keyboard