Jем🪤

/J(oker) Hateman ||| figglebottom male (ex-sigma + ex-sillybilly + ex-alpha lone wolf) || yoghurt males DNI ❌ || twenny wun || i think i like this chungus life

[micheal @godsb0y]

every week is starting to feel the same

[Jacob ‘Solid’ Snake 🦊 🐍 @DarkDementus]

THANK YOU KIND PEOPLE OF PERU!

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

@badbrainrot YAYYYYY

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

@badbrainrot also wtf they mean u owe them £2000, dont u owe them like £40k anyway?????

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

@badbrainrot they saw the receipts for the spoons trips

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

@Bazinga_core it was so dumb too, it was right after we had learned ab atoms and im p sure the theory was something like “what if THE WORLD is an atom???”

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

just remembering the time in year seven when i came up with a theory about how the world came about and was SO CERTAIN it was gonna take off that i spent all lunch trying to find my science teacher and ask him how i go about publishing my theory

[dande @dande_only]

listening to a pulp song but the deeply sad underlying message under the horny lyrics jumps out

[url ÿ @urly5k]

when you go back and reread old messages just to get that feeling again

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

dont even remember what it was, had nothing to back it up, was as simple as me thinking “in heaven they eat spaghetti on thursdays” then trying to contact the pope to spread the work

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

SOOOOO THANKFUL i couldnt find him that day cos i had what is more commonly known as a passing thought, just imagine trying to do your job and enjoy your lunch break and some 11 yr old comes up to you like “i have a theory how do i get the idea out there”

[ִֶָ @iheartnayeon]

how it feels to shape your eyebrows the night before an important event

[101iight @101Iight]

Lowkey in a depressive episode but I don’t have time to worry about that rn.

[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[J🌦️rge @stoydesbasatado]

Los partidos de la 1 de la mañana

[emila•°☆. @emwkrl]

fazendo minhas coisinhas caladinha pq se der errado pelo menos ninguém vai saber

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

many such cases

[Jем🪤 @jems_not_here]

me in any crowded space ever

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go