Jem

The internet never ceases to disappoint me.

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@SimonSaysSport @smh @swrighteconomy Exactly. You appear well-adjusted and not a d*ck.
These creatures that beat their partner because they earn more desire control. Classic fragile masculinity.

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@drvyom Good advice for any role that deals with the public. They’re just the poor face dealing with the screw-ups

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@jephjacques Just be all “meh”, like the Aussie satire group that impersonated Trump and lost their tick.

When facebook shutdown Aussie news, they stayed live and had an absolute ball.

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@SusanPotter @dont_ask_me_wy @qikipedia It doesn’t feel that way. Last winter felt mild and short where I am in Australia.

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@shiraisinspired Why are ADHD peeps so damned relatable?!

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@9NewsSyd When I was in primary school most girls wore shorts and the polo shirt instead of the dress/skirt option. This was in the 90s. Why is this such a big deal?
Private schools, sure, they’re nuts, but public schools don’t really care.

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@grumpyMichael @jkalbrechtsen At least they’re consistent.

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@CraigWCostelloe @qikipedia I scrolled for the Bluey reference and you exceeded my expectations!

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@LadyOfCygnets @lexgallagher My dad was in a covers band for years. Can confirm anything that went to a gig came back smelling like stale beer every night. When I was young, cigarette smoke was mixed in too.
The PA system was worst.

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@Raf_Epstein Looks like he’s practicing a routine. I wonder what for?

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@_yinandjuice @Raf_Epstein Creepy perhaps, but totally legal. He’s in a public space after all.

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@Dominos_AU I think you need to retrain DOM in quality. How this was approved is beyond me

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@Eptima @andrea_wolfson @Timeshort21 @KarlSay88 @DoctorKarl Oh my god, they’re waking us up. 😨

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@Timeshort21 @KarlSay88 @DoctorKarl Wow, might wait until I’m rested to go through that. I’m not sure my selections have made sense.

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@Timeshort21 @KarlSay88 @DoctorKarl This is honestly bizarre. A decompressive craniectomy can’t be an adverse reaction since it’s surgery.
The urine testing listed don’t state what they’re testing for.

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@Timeshort21 @KarlSay88 @DoctorKarl What is the title of this though? Since the first item is literally a urine test.

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@Timeshort21 @KarlSay88 @DoctorKarl I’m curious as to your source now. I may also google some of the terms also. I have a sneaking suspicion that is a joke list.

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@AJemaineClement I love that she compared, at most, 3 months of data against 12 months.

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@FrontinParker @noplaceforsheep @InsidersABC Also, there are various degrees of this. I believe the distinction is below of above 10 years old.

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@FrontinParker @noplaceforsheep @InsidersABC It’s still the sexual violation of a minor.

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