Jenna

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

I've realized all adulthood means is getting a carpet cleaner, socks and a Costco membership for Xmas and being happy about it

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

"I'll play with the computer since I'm the best." -@jmdeat2 #humble #smashbros

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

As someone with a master's degree in ad/PR I know how terrible it is to ignore negative comments on twitter. Get your shit together @united

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

So @united are you gonna pay my hotel bill from last night when I was stranded in Canada due to issues on your part?

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

@united SERIOUSLY?! YOU ARE THE WORST! Quit canceling flights last minute! THIRD time being re-booked in 15 hours!

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Thanks @united for canceling my flight 20 minutes before boarding and making me sleep in the Montreal airport. Won't be flying united again.

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Getting back to the states just in time for #SharkWeek. Now that's what I call good planning.

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Things Europe is lacking: tacos. I need tacos.

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

@yurrrs oops https://t.co/5tuWslJsiH

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you're at a party by yourself, join the nearest group of 3—people who are talking in a group of 2 are less accepting of new people.

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Only in France are mozzarella sticks and chicken nuggets considered "tex mex"

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

I love how the ads on the side of my webpages are in french like ok cool no idea what you're trying to sell me now but it's all good

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

US wins Press, Mobile and Direct Grand Prix on a dreamy first day at #CannesLions: http://t.co/OqZVWeyCQD

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

France has given me a new appreciation for bread, cheese and wine, but I would appreciate nothing more than if they wore deodorant

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

So today I walked a total of 12.8 miles around Paris. Never thought I could do a half marathon but I stand corrected #pennyinparis #yurotrip

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Learning the hard way that French people are assholes #whysorude

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Walking through the Washington DC airport actually wondering if they've ever heard of this thing we have down south called air conditioning

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Saw a bachelorette party dt and a bridesmaid brought Doritos to the bar with her. That's my kind of bachelorette party.

[Jenna @jen_bolo]

Eating @panerabread for the third time in three days because basically it is life #keepitcoming