Jen

wtf r u looking at 🤨

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“The cameras are always rolling bro, and the cameras are… your twitter”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.

He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations.

It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

[ac @alessiacara]

you’re gross @TMZ

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

Sometimes I’ll be having a good day, then I’ll remember that I allowed myself to get played by a guy that genuinely looks like a blob fish

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“Somebody order me a bacon Crunchwrap before I kill myself”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“How’s it goin?”
“No.”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“I don’t wanna add to the scary white man population”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“Tell them I have modern to severe plaque psoriasis”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

The only thing I’m learning from the Tom Brady roast is that Drew Bledsoe is also a really talented skier 😃👍🏼

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“Apparently New York doesn’t like when you try to put ‘weiner’ on a license plate”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“Your mouth is drunk driving right now”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“He’s in his thinking era”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“You fucking aqua whore”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“What part of your thing moves when you laugh”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“Welcome to New York”
“They’re from New York”
“Oh.”

[Jen @jen_cookie01]

“Idea!!”
“Me rip sticking rn?”

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me