jen currie

Feral Woman

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I’m waiting to get on a hullo ferry and there’s a Disney cruise that’s leaving the port and its horn played “when you wish upon a star” and guess what? It made me emotional. OF COURSE

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Shout out to everyone lining up for this ferry with assigned seating and no cafeteria

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At 9:33am this morning someone in our apartment building let the beat DROP.

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I think about this song a lot

https://t.co/3wrVs6IGJN

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If you’re considering having kids or getting a small white dog that will one day become an old Crusty White Dog™️ I highly recommend checking out Car Free Day on Main. It’s a fresh hell of feral kids touching everything and Crusty White Dogs™️ that need to be carried everywhere.

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I just had an embarrassing encounter with another resident of this building and for once I wasn’t the embarrassing one. We were both going into the same hall, from opposite ends and I said “hi” and he responded with “no problem”

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In our apartment saying things like “the seagull has landed” isn’t code. A literal seagull has landed to get a snack.

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I can’t tell if the worker on the roof across from me is telling off his colleague OR if he’s performing an elaborate dance routine.

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Forgive me father for I have listened to All I Want for Christmas on this, the day of our lord, September 3rd.

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I really never saw myself as the kind of woman who would need a neurological team. But here we are!

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I would rather perform my own open heart surgery that use Amazon’s AI healthcare app.

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On this day in history I went to a strip club with an employee and it was the best decision ever.

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Just went to take a nap, forgetting I’d stripped the bedding to wash it so now I’m laying here in a raw duvet with bare pillows.

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I just referred to breasts as
mambo no. 5’s and I’m not sure I’ll ever top that.

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🚨Alert alert alert🚨There’s a Steve Aoki remix of The Goo Goo Dolls Iris

https://t.co/rLAxy4sp3q

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2017 was 9 years ago and I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that.

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Boiling hot Zoodles for dinner because I’m an irresponsible adult.

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Can you imagine being the kind of person who gets up on New Year’s Day and does a polar bear swim or runs 10k?
No thanks. I’m about to nap and when I wake up I’m going to eat at least 4 kinds of cheese.

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I’m so happy for the woo girls outside my endow. Live it up bbs, your 20’s won’t last forever ❤️🎉🍷

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I just overheard a woman say she was “600% sure of something” and now I’m not listening to anyone who isn’t 600% sure of something