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[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

RT if you're sick of politicians forcing America to stay home without a paycheck while they still get paid to do nothing

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

So I hear Speaker Pelosi really likes ice cream?

Here is what I am willing to do if she will stop holding aid for #SmallBusiness hostage

[😴 @jen_ellyeah]

@RJH_Texas Not a Democrat and never will be, but it’s fascinating how they don’t give a single f*#k about us.

[😴 @jen_ellyeah]

#DemDebate Mr. Buttigeig has said that he reaches out to “former republicans,” as it is necessary to win the general election. Moderate republicans are unhappy with Donald Trump. Most democrats disregard their importance- how will you all draw in “former” Republican voters?

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Our country cannot afford Elizabeth Warren! A healthcare plan that is $52 Trillion over ten years is tone deaf. Claiming that it is a tax cut for the middle class implies that she thinks we are all stupid. #WeCantAffordElizabethWarren

[SBA Pro-Life America @sbaprolife]

No they didn't. They gave you two options:

1. Stop killing unborn babies and continue to receive Title X tax dollars

2. Continue killing unborn babies and no longer receive Title X tax dollars.

You're an abortion business.

So you chose option 2.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[😴 @jen_ellyeah]

PSA: if cardi b can influence your vote, you’re not smart enough to be voting

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

A big difference between:

A. Welcoming orderly & lawful immigration, enforcing our laws & accommodating those here unlawfully for a long time so long as they aren’t criminals; &

B. Refusing to stop or remove anyone who enters unlawfully & providing them free health insurance

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Cory Booker's face while Beto O'Rourke speaks in Spanish LMAO

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

He was delicious!

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

People get paid millions of dollars to write dialogue like this.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

What if not all women think like you? What if, in fact, a majority of women in most of these states are pro-life? (Spoiler: they are.)

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Special shout out to the millions of people in the world that have either been adopted or gone through the foster care system.

Must have been a tough week watching liberals tell you that your life is worthless and that you should have been murdered.

Not true!

[Wofford College @woffordcollege]

It was a beautiful day for our 165th Commencement. Congratulations to the Class of 2019! #WOCOGRAD19

[Sarah Hyland @Sarah_Hyland]

Daenerys in last night’s episode is 23 year old drunk me when I find out all the Taco Bells are closed.

[Stevie Rivenbark Hull @stevierivenbark]

Here’s what the left doesn���t want you to know:

Young professional women are gun-owning, pro-life and Republican.

Women across our great country are waking up and walking away from the Democrat Party!

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

The threat on Christians internationally is real. Heart broken that this happened especially on such a sacred day. The terrorists wanted to send a strong message. Our fight on terrorism has to remain strong to let them know that we won’t back down.
#PrayersForSriLanka

[@birkinism @phatomthreads]

in honour of paul rudd’s birthday, here’s a video of him with billy on the streets asking people if they would have sex with him... iconic