Jen Hamilton

Registered Nurse. Married my best friend 9/8/18

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

Y’all no one prepares you to lose a pet.

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

@cbreezy220 Heck yaaaa

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

no I did not “let myself go.” it happened without my consent actually

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

Social media has shown me that a lot of people I used to think were intelligent are REALLY fucking dumb.

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

@KatiaVieira20 The downside to getting older and needing to actually spend money to have good skin and hair 😂😂 I remember when I would use the shower water and whatever shampoo I was using to clean my face and it was flawless 🙄

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

My one request for the rest of 2021 is that Instagram influencers stop chewing on stories.

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

@moero25 Wait- you don’t automatically set up your appointment at the first one?! How dumb!!

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

@KatiaVieira20 It is- like the more I listen to peaches the more I think it’s a great song but is it actually?? 😂

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

@__ericareis This is a tragedy.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Bro. Who was the maniac that decided to be the first person to try an oyster? Who tf looked at a rock and was like “I bet if I crack that bitch in half there’s gonna be something delicious in there”?! Then they cracked it and saw something from a nasal passage and was like BINGO!

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

Just found out that @cococalientepod got married 10 minutes from where I used to live...

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

@KatiaVieira20 As an essential worker I tell Dan almost daily how much I miss his unemployment COVID checks 😂

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

Don’t get my wrong, I love my life and I love my baby but this was the first weekend in a longggg time that Dan and I just got to focus on us, our marriage and got to put each other first and relax without a long to do list and a toddler.

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

Can I just say this was our first full weekend away from my kid in 20 months and DAMN I needed that.

[normal person @th0tcouture]

the “covid can’t stop me from living” mentality has...literally stopped people from living

[killbill @Leezy_365]

When you got a independent female.. just OFFER or DO.. cause she ain’t gonna ask

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Some people ask: Why would you impeach and convict a president who has only a few days left in office? The answer: Precedent. It must be made clear that no president, now or in the future, can lead an insurrection against the U.S. government.

[Jen Hamilton @jen_ham16]

@cbreezy220 That’s because it doesn’t make sense AT ALL.