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I think I’m way funnier than y’all give me credit for... FUCK IT

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

Wish I could recharge my bank account like I charge my phone

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@bachnation

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

This might actually be the MOST dramatic season of bachelor history! 😂

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@RealJtHolmes @cpt_native13 Damn I miss Quan! Somehow this shit just popped up on my Twitter!

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@_jason_777 Let’s go giants 🧡🖤🧡

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

Been so lonely lately :(

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

I can’t be the only one who cries every time grey’s puts flash backs in their episodes 😢

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@Geo_Rivera94 Yikes

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@KatieD_Yo Jelly!!

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

I don’t understand the mullet trend...

[Paramore comments @ParamoreComm3nt]

Paramore 2007: I’m depressed

Paramore 2017: I’m depressed lol

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

I am so over dudes leaving the toilet seat up and forgetting to flush.... figure it out bro

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@Geo_Rivera94 What’s Friday?

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@hawkhatesyou Cheer up buttercup and don’t forget to take a moment and breathe

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

One of Disney’s all-time classics is coming to #DisneyPlus with the new live-action retelling of Pinocchio, starring Tom Hanks and directed by Robert Zemeckis. ��

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

Why are legit all of these @Walmart employees so rude and inconsiderate of customers? This place is giving me a panic attack

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

All I want for Christmas is a damn tattoo 💉

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

@TheKnobleJosh Still keeping this going I see 😂

[ⓙⓔⓝ ⓜⓐⓡⓚⓗⓐⓜ @jen_markham]

Starbs should have a coffee with baileys drink or something for days like this 😂