Jena

[Jena @jenahanks]

Easiest way to test if someone is from the Midwest:
Say, “I smell cows.”
If they respond, “Smells like money tuh me,” they were FOR SURE born in a tractor.🤠

[Jena @jenahanks]

Very proud of my dad for his participation in this discussion.

[Governor Laura Kelly @GovLauraKelly]

Today I joined Kansas grocery industry leaders at @my_PriceChopper for a roundtable discussion regarding my plan to #AxetheFoodTax. Let's keep Kansas dollars in Kansas and eliminate the state sales tax on food once & for all.🪓

[Jena @jenahanks]

The true test of friendship is not whether I’m on your close friends stories, but rather if you tag me in all the giveaways you’re trying to win.

[Jena @jenahanks]

Still holds up.

[Jena @jenahanks]

All the Ross Gellers of the world think they are Chandler Bings.

[Jena @jenahanks]

Only true McDonalds customers will know not to ask

“May I have a McFlurry?”

but instead,

“Can I have a McFlurry?”

[Jena @jenahanks]

@erinhmoon Interested in what the period-correct fabrics were, and if there were any distinctive clothing prints/patterns.

[Jena @jenahanks]

Me sending gifs to my coworkers like it’s in my job description.

[Jena @jenahanks]

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[Jena @jenahanks]

*scrolls through FB, liking all the Mother’s Day posts.
*clicks IG, scrolls through, and likes all the same posts.

[Jena @jenahanks]

The more I listen to podcasts, the more I wonder if people’s voices ever match their face. Does my voice match my face?

[Jena @jenahanks]

Idk what college student needs to hear this, but these are $8. Using your school ID to scrape your icy windows is not the move.

[Jena @jenahanks]

@loganrcarrigan Because my left hand can only stabilize.

[Jena @jenahanks]

@loganrcarrigan That’s how I’ve just naturally cut food..?

[Jena @jenahanks]

Why do we still say “hello” when answering the phone? No other time do I say “hello” as a greeting.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Is your electric can opener ready for the holidays?

[Jena @jenahanks]

How it started vs. How it’s going

[Jena @jenahanks]

What’s the point of a middle name? Yeah, it’s your name, but keep it a secret.

[Jena @jenahanks]

Santa visiting everyone in the world’s homes seems even more terrifying in 2020. Is he going to be wearing a mask?.. disinfecting each chimney? Oh boy.

[Jena @jenahanks]

Should I list superb at choosing the right size of tupperware container for my leftovers as a skill on my resume, or not?

[Jena @jenahanks]

Are they going to start making movies where everyone is wearing masks or is all of cinema just going to skip over this period of time?

[Jena @jenahanks]

@Amboo_37 Funny because we used to cut through that same yard on the way home from the swimming pool!