Fingercuffs

i joined Twitter because i'm scared of being poked on Facebook.

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@MariaBrink Maria! My DMs arent workin for me right now.wanted to see if u remembered me &if we could meet up when u come to kc for rockfest

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@lazlothebuzz @slimfast965 you guys are wrong according to my smart friends on fb..

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I wish my incoming sext messages came through with James Earl Jones voice just so i could hear him call me a filthy cunt.

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@lazlothebuzz hey one of my best friends is the president of pride

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@johncusack ive seen so many of your tweets in my timeline the past 15mins i feel like were dating

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Im good at two things; masturbation and math. So yeah, I guess you could call me a problem solver.

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Its been so long since I logged into Twitter. Entertaining strangers for a fake trophy is less appealing when u realize u have a vagina.

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@DannyMcH2O im oddly arroused

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Chivalry used to be giving flowers and opening doors. Now its spitting on a cpl fingers and a dirty t shirt to ur lower back #kidsthesedays

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@edheenan wooooww.okay.........

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@teganandsara Dear Tegan, yes Im dreamy but I can only snuggle u in my dreams so many nights in a row. Other celebs need my love too. <3 jen

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2 girls + 1Gilmore + 1Cheeseburger hot pocket= Gilmores hamburger clam bake #3waythursday

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ABFMB is KILLING me this morning!

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amazed that society today would rather spend their lives on social sites than spending time w friends outside the internet. #takenforgranted

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@lazlothebuzz knee high socks and a rudolph nose. #festive

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@lazlothebuzz fine. forget the ice cream and we'll just put ice on your balls while i throw xanax stuffed marshmallows at your face.

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@lazlothebuzz thats what SHE said!

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@lazlothebuzz that'll work but this is a BYOB party. (bring your own bowl)

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@lazlothebuzz as long as theyre festive

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@srfuller yep!