I think I have to leave Twitter again after being back for 1 day. Don’t do what you did to Hillary. Jimmy Kimmel said it best. “Just because you think Alfred is too old to take care of the Batcave, you don't replace him with the Joker.”
Very thankful for my husband today. The weather is brutal and he set up the kiddie pool and the dining fly so we can hang outside and not melt. #besthusbandever#4thofJuly
Have a great holiday, but especially all my fellow introverts who married an extrovert. We want to be reading with iced coffee and instead it’s a whole day of social interaction. Hope you were able to take tomorrow off work to recharge. #4thofJuly
I have never enjoyed fireworks - not cause I’m a veteran I just don’t like loud explosions that are bad for the environment. Now I live in fear of my toddler waking up because he goes to bed at 7:30 and 11pm is too late for the fireworks loud ass finale. #4thofJuly
Yep, Joe Biden is old. Guess what he isn’t tho? A criminally sociopathic racist, rapist, misogynist, white supremacist, and convicted felon. So maybe you can lay off Biden’s debate skills for a minute and get the fucking vote out. #Biden2024
Watching National Treasure for the first time and no way this ends well for the archivist. Her boss is gonna be like wow anything happen to it? And she’s gonna have to be like well, I squirted lemon all over the paper and touched it a lot without gloves. #fired#nationaltreasure
Ok look I’m back on this app. My Instagram is a happy wonderful place full of crochet and planners and toddler content. But Twitter is my dark hole of politics and you morons better not be about to elect Trump again. So I’m back. #TrumpIsACriminal
I hate the Twitter app changes. Am I seeing latest tweets cause I want to. And why do I have to click into a post to retweet and why can’t I see a freaking picture bigger? #elonsucks#TwitterDown
Watching Knives Out and check this out watch Daniel Craig mouth someone else’s line. Come on, bro. I blame the actor, editor, and everyone who watched the movie before it was released. #KnivesOut#amateurhour
New: As fewer faculty members are protected by tenure, they’re finding it harder to resist laws that ban certain racial topics. Their students suffer the consequences. https://t.co/hgl9kberCC
In 2022 my son became a toddler as I worked full time and was a full time SAHM. During the happiest/most stressful time of my life, my parents preyed on my vulnerability and attacked my life. 2023 will be a parent-free year, and I have spent 2022 making my peace with it. #toxic