Jen Conlon

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

The kind of lightbulb you prefer says EVERYTHING I need to know about you.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Okay we all remember sucking on wash cloths in the tub as children but why the fuck did we all collectively do that? Like who taught us and why did we all do it

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

There’s just something about old people eating ice cream that’s so… pure 🥲

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

@joshmoore293 73% are correct!!!

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Who would win in a street fight. This is serious.

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

“What if I just punched you in the face with my foot???”
N: “what if you just KICKED me??”
😃😃😃

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

@ShannonMcLaugh6 Very brave of you Shannon. So proud

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

@christncoutur If you still say this after trying the Trader Joe’s version...... I will be sad

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Do you ever get something stuck in your head that isn’t even a song. Like I’ll have the word “onomatopoeia” stuck in my head for no reason lol

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Me on St. Patrick’s day at a bar : let me in

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

What’s the better part of the pie??? This needs to be settled

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Harry styles.

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Ben & Jerry’s, and Dave & Busters confuse me like Bed Bath & Beyond, and Bath & Body Works

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Why do the youngins’ now a days have to have spam accounts for every social media. a tik tok spam account? It’s really not that serious

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

Damn I thought I was came up with an original tweet. Turns out I’m wrong. Still funny

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

For lent I’m giving up

[charlotte @charlotte_ord]

anyone else turned into the worst replier this lockdown ???? i swear im not rude i just literally dont have the energy to hold a conversation lol

[Jen Conlon @jenconlon_]

The average cat lives 10-15 years. And I just got my cats last year meaning they could be alive in 2036. Meaning they could meet my future children.

[💫 ashley 💫 @yinyangashh]

Just because the COVID symptoms you had weren’t bad & you recovered just fine doesn’t mean “COVID isn’t a big deal”.. just be thankful you didn’t have to go through something worse