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[jen @jend1975]

@elonmusk Oi Elon, poke your nose out. You might have worked your way in over there with your lies but we’re not interested your fake news thanks!

[jen @jend1975]

@fesshole We toured the Milan stadium a few years back, they had a player called quim, goalie I think 🤔 anyway, we giggled and the tour guide said all the Brits do, no matter how polite they seem 🤭

[jen @jend1975]

@atensnut @elonmusk No offence but we’re not worried about you saving us. We’re just a bit bemused by what the freak is going on over there

[jen @jend1975]

@DPJHodges Yeah but one of those was a joke and this one is the bottom of the mysoginist women pond so it’s not exactly a ringing endorsement of equality

[jen @jend1975]

@AccountableGOP America, are you ok hun?

[jen @jend1975]

@tweetwithashlee @madisonmbt My puppy ate my new sofa and chewed our floor up. It cost over £5k to rectify. The schedule didn’t help. Furry prick.

[jen @jend1975]

@anon_opin 01708454724. No clue what my passwords are. Strongly disagree

[jen @jend1975]

@bushontheradio I quite like scooter guys high tops. Any idea where I can get those and what the sizing is like? Thank you

[jen @jend1975]

@Jenny_1884 No. We’re watched my dad go through senseless undignified horrors in his dementia journey that he’d have hated and not wanted from day 1. He would have chosen it, always said he would, instead he got everything he didn’t want

[jen @jend1975]

@anon_opin As a 48 year old white woman, who still listens to it in our Friday night kitchen discos. I can confirm this is actual fact,. And my 8 year old fucking loves it!

[jen @jend1975]

@anon_opin And kids would enjoy reading much more if they weren’t still forced into reading Shakespeare and dickens.

[jen @jend1975]

@jimmy_viz @CamillaWest The worst bit is when they have a festival and cook loads of goodies and just randomly hand them out trying to infiltrate us with their tasty free treats and warm welcoming customs

[jen @jend1975]

@ToryFibs @RachelReevesMP But Rachel got her heating paid for, in both homes, so that’s ok…

[jen @jend1975]

@mostly_grumpy Our local curry house is the best ever. One evening the ceiling opened up, pieces of ceiling everywhere and rain poured through, we all shuffled our tables to the edges so no one had to end their meal early for the sake of a meer building collapse

[jen @jend1975]

@antiracistpupil @RpsAgainstTrump London had a similar experience with boris Johnson when he was mayor, but no one listened to our warnings and look what happened there for the UK :(

[jen @jend1975]

@ravbillan @iamdanedwards The hate on here and what it shows of the underworld of hate in this country is just too much. I’ll gladly follow you in insta. Please know those scum bags don’t represent or reflect all of us.

[jen @jend1975]

@mostly_grumpy

[jen @jend1975]

@mostly_grumpy I can’t fathom how far removed from real policies the American political system has become

[jen @jend1975]

@Nutkin1980 @Nomio1984 Oh god that takes me back. What a beautiful book Maria x

[jen @jend1975]

@IainDale I know it was probably a typo, but I’m hoping ‘achies’ takes off and in a year to come we’ll hear commentators ask ‘what were the best achies in their first year in charge ?’