Jennifer Allan

artist/writer/mother

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Hey @DisneyPlus Why's the CC censored on King of the Hill? Heck instead of hell, darn instead of damn? The Deaf have equal rights to be offended by language as hearing people. Respect the verbatim. You need to fix it. #accessibility #closedcaptions

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

All this hubaloo about #ElonMuskBuyTwitter reminded me I actually have a Twitter account.

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

@artificeost @PublicHealthON Ok, so I'm never on Twitter... but I logged in today and was greeted with this. OMG amazing. thank you!!

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

@PublicHealthON I think what we could all use right now as a pick-me-up is that "Hepatitis B is a real bad rap" video from '94/'95. It's gotta be in your archives somewhere. Come on. Be a hero.

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Great New Years Eve party idea:
A good 'ol fashioned calendar burning. Fuck this year sideways.
#2016 #wtf

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

@jamos_ca I'm slowly losing my shit. Ohio and Florida are freaking me out.

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Wasn't this wigged out about my own country's federal election #ElectionNight

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Mansbridge and the #CBC are the only things keeping me calm about the outcome here #ElectionNight

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Sometimes hard to explain what being Canadian is. We're often defined by what we're not, but tonight we're all together watching #TheHip

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Canada chooses #TheHip over the #Olympics

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

@pop_tarticles #fedisbest

[PopTarticles @pop_tarticles]

Full Bellies - Giving the Finger to Nature In Favour of Living - https://t.co/HTGRyQzOiA

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Metrolinx actually thinks this won't have a negative impact on residents #metrolinx #onpoli #davenport #srsly

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

@femwriter @spaikin It's wonderful! Davenport would like equally nice infrastructure, please and thanks #opt4davenport

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

My husband: No one's sacred on this show.
Me: (Thinking) Except Glenn.
(Gunshot)
(Thud)
(Snarl)
Fuuuck. #TheWalkingDead

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Canada succeeds in operation #HeaveSteve Ready or not, here Trudeau comes! #elxn42 #byesteve

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Mansbridge called a Liberal majority and, no joke, a flash of lightning hit the sky. This is so crazy, even God's taking pictures #exln42

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

Mansbridge reporting this election with more pep than last time, no doubt hoping for increased CBC budgets #elxn42

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

9-2 Jays. 30 Liberal seats. There's something in the water in this country tonight #cometogether #elxn42 #GoVote2015 #gojaysgo

[Jennifer Allan @jendraberri]

The Jays are leading 7-2 in the third, the Liberals have swept the Maritimes. Canada is on fire tonight! #elxn42 #gojaysgo